Karlifornia's Face The Board Questions
 

Look into this face of evil...


...and then proceed to ask this multi-racial child questions that will guarantee to change your life forever.

The next participant is Karlifornia. Questioning will continue until Tuesday (October 22th). The FTB will be posted on Friday (October 24th). Any questions after that questioning deadline can be answered if the demon chooses to do so.

The first 50 Questions:

1. Where did you grow up?
2. What brought you to the FOFC?
3. Have you ever played werewolf?
4. Do you have any superpowers?
5. What do you do for fun? What do you do for money?
6. How long do you expect to live?
7. What do you look like?
8. What do you prefer physically in a woman?
9. How did you get your username?
10. What sports do you follow?
11. Which are your favorite teams?
12. Why or how did they become your favorite teams?
13. What do you do for a living?
14. Do you have any post-secondary education? if so, where?
15. Are you married? Have a common law partner? Have kids?
16. What would you say is some of your favorite music?
17. What would you say are some of your favorite movies?
18. Where were you born?
19. Where have you lived and where do you live now? Do you have any opinions on the places you have lived in?
20. Do you play any sports? Have you played any sports in the past? Are there sports you want to try out?
21. Happiest moment of your life?
22. Saddest moment of your life?
23. If you had to re-live one moment in your life, what would it be?
24. What regrets do you have?
25. Do you consider yourself to be an introvert or an extrovert?
26. What is your favorite catch phrase?
27. What are your top 5 movies?
28. What would you do with 1 million bucks? 10 million?
29. You're at a party and as it progresses, everyone strips naked and jumps in the pool, do you join?
30. What's your beverage of choice?
31. Do you have an abnormal fear?
32. What food do you never tire of?
33. What better: vanilla or chocolate?
34. What better: sweet or salty?
35. Favorite YouTube video?
36. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
37. Which bad habits drive you crazy?
38. Do you have any annoying habits?
39. List 1 thing you would change about yourself.
40. What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night?
41. Do you have any hidden talents?
42. What happens to us after we die?
43. Would you break the law or lie to save a friend?
44. Did you ever have a realistic dream that truly scared you?
45. What are you not afraid of?
46. Which is worse: rejection or failure?
47. What are you hoping for in the future?
48. You are on a flight from California to Texas and the back of the airplane catches fire. You have
enough time to make ONE phone call, who would you call?
49. You are at the doctor's office and she has informed you that you have one month to live.. what do you do?
50. Why are SpongeBob SquarePants' parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

What was your old handle?

What's with your chat handle oo00ooo00oooo?

If you really are what you eat, then what are you?

4 words you never wanna hear?

I know you won't let me down on this question: I'm trying to think of a good way to mildly freak out random strangers, got any suggestions?

Would having a million bucks solve most of your problems?

If you were offered $50K to appear in an underwear ad, would you do it?

Where is the best pizza in Silicon Valley?

3 people live or dead or fictional you'd like to have a meal/drink with?

Have you ever been to the Mystery Spot?

Would you rather be funny or cocky?

One book that you've been meaning to read but just haven't for whatever reason.

Last place you took a trip to? (Outside of the local area)

Come on, people. There are three days left. Ask me anything. If you hate me, ask me question that you think will embarrass me. If you like me, ask me softball questions that Sean Hannity would serve up to Sarah Palin. If you worship me, then ask me to bless your family, because just like that other "god", I won't listen to your prayers at all!

Will Stanford ever be good in basketball again?

would you do Sarah Palin?

Is it true that your real board name is "Dani Karlifornia"? :) (been playing too much Rock band)

Is the Internet actually for porn?

Ok.. you had to invite 5-6 other FOFCers over for a night of gaming. Who do you invite, and what do you play?

What actor/actress can do no wrong?

Being bi-racial, did you encounter any problems growing up?

Would you tell your friend if he/she had a visible booger?

Have you been caught by your parents doing something bad/naughty?

Has a bird ever pooped on your head?

At your current age, what are you starting to lose?

Are you strong?

Biggest pet peeve?
Biggest FOFC pet peeve?

If sex was an Olympic sport, should the gold go to the guy finishing first or last?

Karlifornia cereal introduced-- what's on the box? what's in the cereal? and what is the cool prize inside?

Okay hotshot. You asked me some tough questions, so here we go:

1. You're in prison sharing a cell with two FOFC posters. Which would would you shank and which one would you sodomize?

2. You are known for your stupid hair, and awful facial hair; why is it you have little to no sense of style?

3. You are a mixed race person: which race would you rather be? White or black?

4. What is your least favorite race?

5. You told me once when you were 23 or so that there was a hot 17 year old who wanted your nuts. Did you hit that?

6. Robin Lopez is nailing Michelle Wie -- Would you?

7. I've reference your chlymedia story several times. It is time to face the board, Karl, and tell everyone your sordid tale.

Are you close with your parents? Would you consider them your friends?

Why is it so hard to get good acid these days?

Who is your FOFC nemesis?

Will your vote in CA this year count for anything?

Favorite text-sim game?

Is FM no longer a text sim now that it has a 3D match engine?

Why are there no Dunkin Donuts in California? How disadvantaged is California because of this?

Likewise, why are there no good bagel shops in California (or at least the SF Bay Area)? Seriously, you must have enough Jews out there.

Aside from CA, what's your most-favorite and least-favorite states?

Should we switch to English spellings (i.e. favourite)?

Have you ever used the term "karlifornication"?

what did you do to radiofriendlyunitshifter?