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Darren29 11-09-2008 06:36 AM

Weirdest ever suspension?
 
Just had this come up in an SP game:

From: The League Office
The league office has decided to suspend Edwin Van Pelt of Kansas City for the 2036 season.
Van Pelt was observed three-putting the 17th green, in violation of the league's strict anti-bad golf policy.

Seems a bit harsh to me!

chad56s 11-09-2008 10:05 AM

Well, the time off should help him get better...at golf. :)

PackerFanatic 11-09-2008 10:06 AM

That. Is. Awesome.

Julio Riddols 11-09-2008 10:19 AM

I suspect "3 putting the 17th green" is slang for banging the Commissioners underage daughter in the country club bathroom. And apparently, if he "three putted", she couldn't get enough.

Hopefully for him, she was composed of some hot bits and bytes, or this suspension was not worth it.

MizzouRah 11-09-2008 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols (Post 1883418)
I suspect "3 putting the 17th green" is slang for banging the Commissioners underage daughter in the country club bathroom. And apparently, if he "three putted", she couldn't get enough.

Hopefully for him, she was composed of some hot bits and bytes, or this suspension was not worth it.


:lol:

timmynausea 11-09-2008 03:04 PM

My favorite is still that one of my players in TCY got suspended for being overheard calling Hillary Clinton a bonafide hottie.

TheMeat 11-09-2008 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols (Post 1883418)
I suspect "3 putting the 17th green" is slang for banging the Commissioners underage daughter in the country club bathroom. And apparently, if he "three putted", she couldn't get enough.

Hopefully for him, she was composed of some hot bits and bytes, or this suspension was not worth it.



OMFG that's funny

Izulde 11-09-2008 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols (Post 1883418)
I suspect "3 putting the 17th green" is slang for banging the Commissioners underage daughter in the country club bathroom. And apparently, if he "three putted", she couldn't get enough.

Hopefully for him, she was composed of some hot bits and bytes, or this suspension was not worth it.


Thread winner. :D

fofgamer 11-12-2008 05:12 PM



He ran for president while on an active roster. He was also a flip flopper.

3ric 11-13-2008 06:03 AM

I saw one suspension recently,
"Burcky was observed traveling to Asia in search of a society where mild drug use is encouraged, violating the league's rule against losing one's mind."

Is that a new one?

beargrowlz 11-13-2008 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols
I suspect "3 putting the 17th green" is slang for banging the Commissioners underage daughter in the country club bathroom. And apparently, if he "three putted", she couldn't get enough.

Hopefully for him, she was composed of some hot bits and bytes, or this suspension was not worth it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izulde (Post 1883690)
Thread winner. :D


On the back nine no less.

dunkie23 11-16-2008 07:02 PM

Wow! I played against Dahrran Diedrick in high school football in Toronto, Ontario. I haven't seen him in the game. That's pretty cool.

And now he's running for president of the US. Talk about making something of yourself.


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