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Weirdest ever suspension?
Just had this come up in an SP game:
From: The League Office The league office has decided to suspend Edwin Van Pelt of Kansas City for the 2036 season. Van Pelt was observed three-putting the 17th green, in violation of the league's strict anti-bad golf policy. Seems a bit harsh to me! |
Well, the time off should help him get better...at golf. :)
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That. Is. Awesome.
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I suspect "3 putting the 17th green" is slang for banging the Commissioners underage daughter in the country club bathroom. And apparently, if he "three putted", she couldn't get enough.
Hopefully for him, she was composed of some hot bits and bytes, or this suspension was not worth it. |
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My favorite is still that one of my players in TCY got suspended for being overheard calling Hillary Clinton a bonafide hottie.
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OMFG that's funny |
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Thread winner. :D |
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I saw one suspension recently,
"Burcky was observed traveling to Asia in search of a society where mild drug use is encouraged, violating the league's rule against losing one's mind." Is that a new one? |
Wow! I played against Dahrran Diedrick in high school football in Toronto, Ontario. I haven't seen him in the game. That's pretty cool.
And now he's running for president of the US. Talk about making something of yourself. |
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