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Maple Leafs 11-10-2008 03:46 PM

Epic thread failure
 
Via Deadspin...

Got my girlfriend to model for my car (PICS) - Bodybuilding.com Forums

Honolulu_Blue 11-10-2008 03:57 PM

Not even Ryan Hollweg would hit that from behind.

Mustang 11-10-2008 03:58 PM

HOLY HELL!

(I need to read all that thread....)

You know your girlfriend is ugly right?

OP: My girlfriend is the most beautiful creature in the world. You guys don't know what you're talking about.

key word creature

:lol:

Fidatelo 11-10-2008 03:58 PM

Lol oh my god. I love the picture midway through the first page of the dude sitting back in shock! :)

MJ4H 11-10-2008 03:58 PM

There's like one of those a day at 2+2 forums. In fact, that exact thread has happened there.

Here is one example: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job - Two Plus Two Poker Forum (pic in post 20 leads to hilarity)

and here is the exact same OP at 2+2 :) Brag: Got my girlfriend to model for my car (PICS) [nsfw] - Two Plus Two Poker Forum

epic forum meltdowns

thesloppy 11-10-2008 03:58 PM

I just read through a third of that thread last night...it had me rolling. There's something about the earnestness and frankness of replies like "Goddamn, your girlfriend is ugly as shit, and I mean that in the nicest possible way." That never gets old.

Spoiler

MikeVic 11-10-2008 03:59 PM

hahaha. I went to the first and last page and there's some funny stuff there. Will try to give more a read-through later on.

TCY Junkie 11-10-2008 04:03 PM

I do not approve of this type of humor. That is all.

Maple Leafs 11-10-2008 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MJ4H (Post 1884334)
There's like one of those a day at 2+2 forums. In fact, that exact thread has happened there.

Is BBV4L still full of people trying way, way too hard or has it got back to how it was a few years ago?

MJ4H 11-10-2008 04:10 PM

bbv4l rules

Fidatelo 11-10-2008 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TCY Junkie (Post 1884338)
I do not approve of humor, which explains all of my attempts at funny posts. That is all.


Fixed that for ya.

cartman 11-10-2008 04:21 PM

I wondered what that girl did before starring in the Planters commercials.

Cringer 11-10-2008 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thesloppy (Post 1884335)
I just read through a third of that thread last night...it had me rolling. There's something about the earnestness and frankness of replies like "Goddamn, your girlfriend is ugly as shit, and I mean that in the nicest possible way." That never gets old.

Spoiler


Crap, that is a spoiler in the true sense, not like some of the crap pansies around here cry about.. It was much funnier until I read that. Still funny though, just not enough to keep going past page two.

sabotai 11-10-2008 04:49 PM

The Ric Flair pic in the BILF thread MJ4H linked to....awesome.

Radii 11-10-2008 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maple Leafs (Post 1884341)
Is BBV4L still full of people trying way, way too hard


yes

Rich1033 11-10-2008 05:06 PM

Man, that thread has been all over the place. FWIW, the girl has responded to the thread a couple times on her myspace page. More power to her I guess.

Damn is she ugly though.

DanGarion 11-10-2008 05:11 PM

I like this new topic, lets get guys from this forum to do pictures of their girls with their cars...

Rizon 11-10-2008 05:29 PM

"UR GIRLFRIEND LOOKS LIKE SHE WASHES HER FACE EVERY NIGHT WITH A BEAR TRAP."

lmao

BYU 14 11-10-2008 05:49 PM

Holy shit!!! I could never be that mean, must be all the testosterone over there. Heartless Mofos :(


One dude asked if she chewed on bricks..........DAMN!!!

saldana 11-10-2008 06:14 PM

the bit about the ugly stick calling his two friends over has me lauging out loud for the last 5 minutes. (about halfway down page 2)

Buccaneer 11-10-2008 06:18 PM

Definite epic fail. I read the first 5 pages until they kept quoting the pictures and I couldn't take it anymore. I never did find out if the dude was serious or not.

saldana 11-10-2008 06:24 PM

"i'd rather slam my dick in a car door" literally brought tears to my eyes.

Noop 11-10-2008 06:39 PM

You know your girlfriend is ugly right?

Oh my gawd I am in tears. LOL.

Noop 11-10-2008 06:42 PM



Oh my gawd that thread is classic.

SFL Cat 11-10-2008 06:47 PM

Look out Maximum Football thread...

Maple Leafs 11-10-2008 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MJ4H (Post 1884334)

Wow, cool. I always wondered where that picture had come from.

Fidatelo 11-10-2008 07:22 PM

I keep going back for more, and even though I know its fake, it's still the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

kingfc22 11-10-2008 07:27 PM

Oh man. That is freaking hilarious

TCY Junkie 11-10-2008 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fidatelo (Post 1884346)
Fixed that for ya.


I don't find the same type of joke over and over entertaining. I think I did a good job of getting rid of that humor for some time here. My post were very entertaining to myself because of the responses. Sorry if was suppose to entertain you.

That has nothing to do with me not liking this humor. I just don't like laughing at people. This guy slipped and broke his leg in college and like 90 percent of the kids laughed. If you get your kicks knowing someone truly is this ugly than have at it. I do think the 5 post I read were funny, but come on shitheads this is an actual person and they are selling it off as true to get laughs.

Fidatelo 11-10-2008 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TCY Junkie (Post 1884467)
I don't find the same type of joke over and over entertaining. I think I did a good job of getting rid of that humor for some time here. My post were very entertaining to myself because of the responses. Sorry if was suppose to entertain you.

That has nothing to do with me not liking this humor. I just don't like laughing at people. This guy slipped and broke his leg in college and like 90 percent of the kids laughed. If you get your kicks knowing someone truly is this ugly than have at it. I do think the 5 post I read were funny, but come on shitheads this is an actual person and they are selling it off as true to get laughs.


So you are admittedly a troll, but it's ok because you are a troll with morals. Gotcha.

Anyways, I might burn in hell but that shit's still funny.

stevew 11-11-2008 11:53 PM

When they photoshopped her into the Brian Peppers picture, I LOLed.

Neon_Chaos 11-12-2008 01:39 AM

If they had adsense, they would have made something out of the 3.3 million views they got for that thread.

Karlifornia 11-12-2008 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neon_Chaos (Post 1885219)
If they had adsense, they would have made something out of the 3.3 million views they got for that thread.


You must read "The Economist".

Passacaglia 11-12-2008 07:07 AM

A most epic thread - Front Office Football Central

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MikeVic 11-13-2008 02:15 PM

Poor girl.

miked 11-13-2008 02:37 PM

Some of those comments are way too funny.

"Your comments are truly heartfelt. Unfortunately you're still fucking ugly as sin."


DanGarion 11-13-2008 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVic (Post 1886175)
Poor girl.


Wouldn't really agree with you there, she appears to be taking it fine, it's the idiots that have decided to be jerks to her that you should feel sorry for.

jeheinz72 11-13-2008 02:51 PM

Wow, some people are really pathetic. It's one thing to get a laugh or two in that kind of situation, but seriously going to her profile and commenting on her blog there?

That's just sad.

Fighter of Foo 11-13-2008 04:26 PM

I'm reminded of the "never ask for help on the internet" thread.

MJ4H 11-13-2008 04:29 PM

You have to admire her attitude.

Matthean 11-13-2008 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MJ4H (Post 1886257)
You have to admire her attitude.


As much as I want to run with that and make a joke out of it, I think a picture of her in decent clothes and different makeup go a long way. There is a girl who works at where I get my hair cut and every time I see her she looks depressed as hell, and with a minimum of 3 times the amount of makeup that's needed. I swear one of these days if it's just her and I in there I'm gonna giver her some constructive criticism coming from a guy. I only have a little idea of how attractive she would look like just because she buries it underneath her emotions and makeup.

Karlifornia 11-13-2008 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matthean (Post 1886286)
As much as I want to run with that and make a joke out of it, I think a picture of her in decent clothes and different makeup go a long way. There is a girl who works at where I get my hair cut and every time I see her she looks depressed as hell, and with a minimum of 3 times the amount of makeup that's needed. I swear one of these days if it's just her and I in there I'm gonna giver her some constructive criticism coming from a guy. I only have a little idea of how attractive she would look like just because she buries it underneath her emotions and makeup.


This is a great idea. Please film it, though.

Izulde 11-13-2008 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlifornia (Post 1886339)
This is a great idea. Please film it, though.


This.

Mustang 11-13-2008 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fighter of Foo (Post 1886255)
I'm reminded of the "never ask for help on the internet" thread.


Listen and understand. That the Internet is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear. And it absolutely will not stop - ever! Until you are dead.

Toddzilla 11-14-2008 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matthean (Post 1886286)
As much as I want to run with that and make a joke out of it, I think a picture of her in decent clothes and different makeup go a long way. There is a girl who works at where I get my hair cut and every time I see her she looks depressed as hell, and with a minimum of 3 times the amount of makeup that's needed. I swear one of these days if it's just her and I in there I'm gonna giver her some constructive criticism coming from a guy. I only have a little idea of how attractive she would look like just because she buries it underneath her emotions and makeup.

Please stop causing problems.

Rizon 11-14-2008 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matthean (Post 1886286)
As much as I want to run with that and make a joke out of it, I think a picture of her in decent clothes and different makeup go a long way. There is a girl who works at where I get my hair cut and every time I see her she looks depressed as hell, and with a minimum of 3 times the amount of makeup that's needed. I swear one of these days if it's just her and I in there I'm gonna giver her some constructive criticism coming from a guy. I only have a little idea of how attractive she would look like just because she buries it underneath her emotions and makeup.


I'm thinking that will result in Failure with a side order of scissors.

Mustang 11-14-2008 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matthean (Post 1886286)
As much as I want to run with that and make a joke out of it, I think a picture of her in decent clothes and different makeup go a long way. There is a girl who works at where I get my hair cut and every time I see her she looks depressed as hell, and with a minimum of 3 times the amount of makeup that's needed. I swear one of these days if it's just her and I in there I'm gonna giver her some constructive criticism coming from a guy. I only have a little idea of how attractive she would look like just because she buries it underneath her emotions and makeup.


If you want, you could just show up at one of the FOFC gatherings and we could all line up and take turns kicking you in the balls.

The end result would be less painful than doing the above.

MikeVic 11-14-2008 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matthean (Post 1886286)
As much as I want to run with that and make a joke out of it, I think a picture of her in decent clothes and different makeup go a long way. There is a girl who works at where I get my hair cut and every time I see her she looks depressed as hell, and with a minimum of 3 times the amount of makeup that's needed. I swear one of these days if it's just her and I in there I'm gonna giver her some constructive criticism coming from a guy. I only have a little idea of how attractive she would look like just because she buries it underneath her emotions and makeup.


You get in a relationship with her and slowly change her, that's fool proof.

TCY Junkie 11-14-2008 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fidatelo (Post 1884509)
So you are admittedly a troll, but it's ok because you are a troll with morals. Gotcha.

Anyways, I might burn in hell but that shit's still funny.


Whatever you want to call me is fine. It helped me get to know people here. I'm not the type to post daily and keep up with most threads, but wanted to get to know people. JIMG is one poster I really never noticed when I lurked for over 5 years, but that is not the case anymore. If by saying I'm funny and seeing responses later to things I write is not allowed to help me get to know the site than I came to the wrong place. It is really hard to find an open minded person, I think I found a few on here though. I thought also acting like an ass would bring people together by laughing at me, why don't you want to get along now that I'm not being an ass?


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