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Groundhog 11-20-2008 08:11 PM

Impress the Wife/Girlfriend/Life Partner
 
Cook her something a little different.

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer (Book) in Cooking

Galaxy 11-20-2008 08:17 PM

People keep getting weirder and kinkier.

duff88 11-20-2008 08:17 PM

:jawdrop:

JetsIn06 11-20-2008 08:18 PM

Yum

Izulde 11-20-2008 08:54 PM

Give it to me, don't give it away
Don't think about what the others say
My skin's getting clear, my hair's so bright
All you do is fuck me every day and night

You're my secret beauty routine
Now I wanna know what my body has seen
I'm looking good and I'm feeling nice
Baby you're the best magazine advice

Give me your hard white cum
Give me your hard white cum

Lorena 11-20-2008 08:59 PM

I ain't clicking on a link that has the words "recipe" and "semen" in the same sentence.

Lorena 11-20-2008 09:00 PM

okay, i clicked.

"Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants"

lol

Lorena 11-20-2008 09:00 PM

what better in recipes: semen or placenta?

Groundhog 11-20-2008 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lorena (Post 1891148)
what better in recipes: semen or placenta?


Why must they be mutually exclusive?

Bonegavel 11-20-2008 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Groundhog (Post 1891155)
Why must they be mutually exclusive?


sementa?

Karlifornia 11-20-2008 09:35 PM

This has got to be a put-on....Just read the "user comments". While hilarious, I can't buy into anyone actually posting a review containing:

Quote:

That's the other upside of semen consumption - the fun of getting it! Every time I get hungry, I jack off and blow a load into some tupperware.

It feels good, and tastes GRRRRRRREAT.

Noop 11-20-2008 09:38 PM

Nasty.

kingnebwsu 11-20-2008 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izulde (Post 1891139)
Give it to me, don't give it away
Don't think about what the others say
My skin's getting clear, my hair's so bright
All you do is fuck me every day and night

You're my secret beauty routine
Now I wanna know what my body has seen
I'm looking good and I'm feeling nice
Baby you're the best magazine advice

Give me your hard white cum
Give me your hard white cum


I swear I didn't know what song it was when I read the first few lines. I swear. Honest...:party:

Karlifornia 11-20-2008 11:55 PM

Isn't it your "hot, white cum?"

Izulde 11-21-2008 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlifornia (Post 1891276)
Isn't it your "hot, white cum?"


It sounds like hard when I hear it, but you're probably right.

Marc Vaughan 11-21-2008 07:47 AM

So many questions ...

So how much do these recipe's require? ... does this mean you have to get milked regularly and store it in the fridge?

Enquiring minds must know :D

Lorena 11-21-2008 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc Vaughan (Post 1891326)
So many questions ...

So how much do these recipe's require? ... does this mean you have to get milked regularly and store it in the fridge?

Enquiring minds must know :D


I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Mustang 11-21-2008 09:25 AM

I see they have Chinese dishes to - Sum Yung Gai

JediKooter 11-22-2008 02:32 AM

Gives new meaning to the saying: "Would you like to COME over for dinner?"

Julio Riddols 11-24-2008 08:07 AM

Wow, off by 4 days. Oh well.

Surtt 11-24-2008 08:41 AM

What do you do if you girlfriend does not swollow?

thealmighty 11-24-2008 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lorena (Post 1891356)
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.


I believe that's called seasoning. :eek:


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