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Impress the Wife/Girlfriend/Life Partner
Cook her something a little different.
Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer (Book) in Cooking |
People keep getting weirder and kinkier.
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:jawdrop:
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Yum
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Give it to me, don't give it away
Don't think about what the others say My skin's getting clear, my hair's so bright All you do is fuck me every day and night You're my secret beauty routine Now I wanna know what my body has seen I'm looking good and I'm feeling nice Baby you're the best magazine advice Give me your hard white cum Give me your hard white cum |
I ain't clicking on a link that has the words "recipe" and "semen" in the same sentence.
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okay, i clicked.
"Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants" lol |
what better in recipes: semen or placenta?
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Why must they be mutually exclusive? |
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sementa? |
This has got to be a put-on....Just read the "user comments". While hilarious, I can't buy into anyone actually posting a review containing:
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Nasty.
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I swear I didn't know what song it was when I read the first few lines. I swear. Honest...:party: |
Isn't it your "hot, white cum?"
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It sounds like hard when I hear it, but you're probably right. |
So many questions ...
So how much do these recipe's require? ... does this mean you have to get milked regularly and store it in the fridge? Enquiring minds must know :D |
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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. |
I see they have Chinese dishes to - Sum Yung Gai
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Gives new meaning to the saying: "Would you like to COME over for dinner?"
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Wow, off by 4 days. Oh well.
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What do you do if you girlfriend does not swollow?
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I believe that's called seasoning. :eek: |
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