How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight?
 

How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

Hmm. Seems I can take 25 kids in a fight.

Pffft...I can only handle 20.

Now, time to put that assessment to the test...off to one of the elementary schools around the corner!!!

I got 22.

And then I found a quiz for HA:

What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?

Oh and I wasn't posting the link to be a dick...more like because it's one of the best threads in FOFC history.

21 5 year olds - shafted by being 36 instead of 35. I mean, seriously, an age group from 36-55?

37% to survive the Zombie Apocalypse.

And the original thread is pretty damn money, as noted by Logan.

Oh wow, didn't realize we had one earlier. Probably should've searched - radio station here in town kind of prompted me to try this out! Sorry about that! =)

19

And, I just had a real-life hella rousing tickle fight with my five year old daughter this morning and I basically dominated. Just sayin.

Stop being a dick.

Stop causing problems.

Funny, I just had a real-life hella rousing tickle fight with my twenty five year old co-worker this morning and I basically dominated. I also have a meeting with human resources in 15 minutes.

I'd completely change my strategy. Given that there's an equal number of girls and boys I'd spend all my time convincing them to elope to Africa in pairs. I could stay alive for years.

Crosby lover

Ahh, the old Machievellian Cupid gambit. Very nice.

Crosby would be pissed to find out that the little boys are wearing cups.

Pumpy, just take your electric toothbrush to the meeting. You'll be fine.

You might have to give someone the business, though.

Don't forget to put onion rings on your toes too Pumpy!

30.

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18!
 

I got 26.

30

I dig that one. I have a 76% chance of survival.

I take 30 of the little bastards.

30 as well. We have a lot of people here that would be useful in a 5 year old invasion.

I got a 32%. :(

I'm a liability!

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59% survival chance. I'm good.

I could take down 30 kids and I have a 54% zombie survival rate. When I woke up this morning I did not think I would be typing the previous sentence.

17 kids

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anything further that needs to be said should be added to that all-time classic thread, easily my favorite of all time here at FOFC.

49% chance of surviving. i guess i lost points cuz i said i'd drive 20 minutes out of town to save a loved one.

i'm going to read that original thread now to relive the golden era of FOFC.

Yeah, I've seen too many zombie movies to bother with that. They are always dead already and just looking to eat you.

But if I got bit and was going to turn into a zombie soon, I might take a trip over just so I could hang out once I'm walking around dead.

25.