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Lathum 01-15-2009 03:11 PM

Wanna buy a Virgin?
 
you can for a cool 3.7 million

FOXNews.com - 22-Year-Old Sells Virginity Online -- and Feds Can't Do a Thing to Stop Her - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News


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A 22-year-old woman is selling her virginity online — offering her body to bidders nationwide in an auction that reportedly has netted a $3.7 million offer — and the law isn't doing a thing to stop her.

The FBI isn't interested. The U.S. attorney doesn't care. Everything is fine by local police, and she isn't breaking any laws.

That's because Natalie Dylan, a made-up name for a real 22-year-old California college grad, is marketing her maidenhead in Nevada, where prostitution is legal.

But some religious legal groups are objecting to the sexual sale, saying they are concerned that its influence may reach beyond the borders of the "Battle Born" bordello state.

"It does seem crazy," said Mathew Staver, director of the Liberty Center for Law and Policy. "The rest of the country has an interest in stopping that kind of activity from spreading from Nevada to their home state."

Staver said because the bidding was being conducted online, federal law could be applied to stop the auction from going through.

"Nevada has been out of step with the rest of the country for many years with regards to prostitution, and that's why I think it's important for federal prosecutors to look into this, so that Nevada does not dictate the morals and moral decency for the rest of the nation," Staver told FOXNews.com.

But federal authorities said there wasn't much they could do about the case, and deflected attention toward local statutes.

"Being that prostitution is legal in the area that she's listing from, and she's over 18 and it's consensual, I would defer it to local police authorities," said David Staretz, a spokesman for the FBI's Las Vegas field office.

The Postal Inspection Service, which monitors the Internet for some illegal transactions, is "currently unaware of any specific fed prohibition against this activity," said spokesman Al Weissman.

The office of the U.S. attorney in Nevada said that it has prosecuted over 200 cases in the last six years involving the solicitation of minors online, but it had never worked on a case like this involving adults.

The Moonlite Bunny Ranch, the brothel that is arranging and hosting the deal, sounded especially gung-ho about Dylan.

"Natalie is a virgin and would like to sell this priceless and rare commodity in a very exclusive and private setting," says the Bunny Ranch Web site.

While the commodity's rarity may be debatable, more than 10,000 bidders have come forth to put a price tag on Dylan's purity. And if the Bunny Ranch's owner is to be believed, someone has offered $3.7 million, a price far above rubies.

"One time only she will appear at the bunny ranch and give up her virginity to the highest bidder," says the brothel's Web site in a needlessly repetitive statement. Dylan says she is trying to finance graduate studies for her sister and herself.

Some legal experts say they're well within their rights to make the sale.

"It's a First Amendment issue. You can advertise goods or services that are illegal where they're advertised but legal where their performed," said Marc Randazza, an attorney specializing in first amendment law. "What's she's advertising is as legal as toast with the crust cut off where she is."

Randazza said some prosecutors might be eager to jump on the case, but that this "commercial speech" is protected.

"If this is legal where it's being advertised" — in Nevada — "the government can't say you can't advertise it here," he told FOXNews.com.


MylesKnight 01-15-2009 03:15 PM

Hot picture. 3.7 Mil though?

Logan 01-15-2009 03:15 PM

A virgin. Sure.

SackAttack 01-15-2009 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan (Post 1923125)
A virgin. Sure.


Yeah, I don't think I'm buying that one literally or figuratively.

Dr. Sak 01-15-2009 03:18 PM

Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint!

RendeR 01-15-2009 03:20 PM

I'm betting the photo is as phony as her name and that only actual bidders are being given the chance to see a real photo. Probably through a secure server webcam style thing.

I hope the big bid is valid and she gets her cash. Regulated prostitution would do a lot more good than bad in the rest of the country.

path12 01-15-2009 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan (Post 1923125)
A virgin. Sure.


+3.7 million.

MylesKnight 01-15-2009 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by RendeR (Post 1923136)
I hope the big bid is valid and she gets her cash. Regulated prostitution would do a lot more good than bad in the rest of the country.


"Hear, Hear!" :)

jeff061 01-15-2009 03:23 PM

3.7m is the going rate for a single ten(for the sake of argument)?

I ought to be able to get 37,000 fives for that. Decisions decisions.

sterlingice 01-15-2009 03:25 PM

I guess I'm not all that surprised, but, really, there are a lot better things I could spend $3.7M on.

SI

Mustang 01-15-2009 03:26 PM

The equivalent of paying $3.7M for a guy to pitch that has never picked up a baseball.

cuervo72 01-15-2009 03:28 PM

Wasn't there another one of these a while back?

JediKooter 01-15-2009 03:30 PM

How much is she asking to drive her hershey highway?

path12 01-15-2009 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter (Post 1923156)
How much is she asking to drive her hershey highway?


Dude, if I'm paying 3.7 mil, I'm getting access to EVERYTHING.

RendeR 01-15-2009 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by path12 (Post 1923177)
Dude, if I'm paying 3.7 mil, I'm getting access to EVERYTHING.


For about a week. Christ, talk about more money than brains =)

johnnyshaka 01-15-2009 03:58 PM

3.7 mil for a rookie...pffft...call me back when she's in her prime and knows how to use her money maker!!

RendeR 01-15-2009 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyshaka (Post 1923189)
3.7 mil for a rookie...pffft...call me back when she's in her prime and knows how to use her money maker!!


Feh, *I* know how to use her from head to toe. She doesn't need to know much of anything. People aren't trying to buy her for her talent, they're buying her because she's brand new and unbroken(in) and having their way with that is a huge high for some. (3.7 million worth it seems)

johnnyshaka 01-15-2009 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by RendeR (Post 1923201)
Feh, *I* know how to use her from head to toe. She doesn't need to know much of anything. People aren't trying to buy her for her talent, they're buying her because she's brand new and unbroken(in) and having their way with that is a huge high for some. (3.7 million worth it seems)


Sure, but for 3.7 mil I want to learn something new. Besides, why the hell should I be doing any work after signing that cheque?!?!

RendeR 01-15-2009 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyshaka (Post 1923203)
Sure, but for 3.7 mil I want to learn something new. Besides, why the hell should I be doing any work after signing that cheque?!?!


Because its worth it.

Groundhog 01-15-2009 04:08 PM

3.7m for bad sex. Sounds like a bargain.

albionmoonlight 01-15-2009 04:08 PM

"This woman is doing something legal that does not affect me in any way. WHY ISN'T THE FED STEPPING IN TO STOP HER?"

Sigh. I wish more people actually believed in small government.

Travis 01-15-2009 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyshaka (Post 1923189)
3.7 mil for a rookie...pffft...call me back when she's in her prime and knows how to use her money maker!!


I'd say she's literally figured that out pretty well already.

jeff061 01-15-2009 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by albionmoonlight (Post 1923209)
"This woman is doing something legal that does not affect me in any way. WHY ISN'T THE FED STEPPING IN TO STOP HER?"

Sigh. I wish more people actually believed in small government.


But what about the children?

Pumpy Tudors 01-15-2009 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Mustang (Post 1923150)
The equivalent of paying $3.7M for a guy to pitch that has never picked up a baseball.

So the Pittsburgh Pirates should be winning this auction any day now.

Surtt 01-15-2009 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum (Post 1923118)
"What's she's advertising is as legal as toast with the crust cut off where she is."



I wonder if he is trying to tell us something...

RainMaker 01-15-2009 04:25 PM

Always funny to see the religious nuts come running in screaming about someone else's body and business.

RendeR 01-15-2009 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by albionmoonlight (Post 1923209)
"This woman is doing something legal that does not affect me in any way. WHY ISN'T THE FED STEPPING IN TO STOP HER?"

Sigh. I wish more people actually believed in small government.


I wish more people simply minded their own business. People ought to leave her alone, let alone whine about someone else stepping in.

RendeR 01-15-2009 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker (Post 1923231)
Always funny to see the religious nuts come running in screaming about someone else's body and business.


Damnit don't start agreeing with me NOW ;)

RainMaker 01-15-2009 04:30 PM

And people should be praising her for this. This is an amazing business move. She'll make enough to never have to work a day in her life. I bet you half this board would give up their cornhole virginity for 3.7 million.

Galaxy 01-15-2009 04:36 PM

I wonder what the cut for the brothel is.

johnnyshaka 01-15-2009 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker (Post 1923242)
And people should be praising her for this. This is an amazing business move. She'll make enough to never have to work a day in her life. I bet you half this board would give up their cornhole virginity for 3.7 million.


Exactly.

Ok, bidding on RainMaker's cornhole starts at $100...do I hear $200??

Oh, by the way, RainMaker, has this cornhole ever been used for anything other than an exit?

RendeR 01-15-2009 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyshaka (Post 1923251)
Exactly.

Ok, bidding on RainMaker's cornhole starts at $100...do I hear $200??

Oh, by the way, RainMaker, has this cornhole ever been used for anything other than an exit?


Well he stores his brain in there from time to time, does that count? ;););)

Drake 01-15-2009 04:47 PM

This has got to be a hoax, right? There aren't any virgins left.

Anthony 01-15-2009 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by path12 (Post 1923177)
Dude, if I'm paying 3.7 mil, I'm getting access to EVERYTHING.


i assure you, if i paid for her virginity at the end of the nite she would feel disgusted to be in her own skin. i would sicken myself at the things i would do to her. she would essentially be a bunch of holes and appendages available for my pleasure and experimentation/curiosity. i'm talking vomiting in her anus, then sodomizing her, withdrawing my penis from her vomitized asshole and making her taste it. for $3.7million one or both of us is gonna be vomiting - my stomach fluids would definitely play a role in the festivities . it's not going to be pretty. i would lose my humanity on this person for $3.7million.

Anthony 01-15-2009 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Drake (Post 1923264)
This has got to be a hoax, right? There aren't any virgins left.


my friend is a 30 year old virgin. oof. :(

Anthony 01-15-2009 04:49 PM

not by choice, mind you. great guy, just can't break on through to the other side. unluckiest guy we know. we call him Mush.

MylesKnight 01-15-2009 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 1923265)
i assure you, if i paid for her virginity at the end of the nite she would feel disgusted to be in her own skin. i would sicken myself at the things i would do to her. she would essentially be a bunch of holes and appendages available for my pleasure and experimentation/curiosity. i'm talking vomiting in her anus, then sodomizing her, withdrawing my penis from her vomitized asshole and making her taste it. for $3.7million one or both of us is gonna be vomiting - my stomach fluids would definitely play a role in the festivities . it's not going to be pretty. i would lose my humanity on this person for $3.7million.


Damn. Interesting fetish Anthony.

stevew 01-15-2009 05:04 PM

Why would I pay for one virgin when I can do some terrorist shit and Allah would give me 72?

JediKooter 01-15-2009 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by path12 (Post 1923177)
Dude, if I'm paying 3.7 mil, I'm getting access to EVERYTHING.


You'd think, but, women sure are finicky.

RendeR 01-15-2009 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter (Post 1923299)
You'd think, but, women sure are finicky.


Not not if they want a check for 3.7 million they aren't.

JediKooter 01-15-2009 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by RendeR (Post 1923303)
Not not if they want a check for 3.7 million they aren't.


I'd post date a check, that way if she was a horrible lay, I'd cancel that thing.


**or is it pre date a check? Can't remember, it's been so damn long since last time I had to write a check

SackAttack 01-15-2009 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 1923267)
my friend is a 30 year old virgin. oof. :(


Pretty sure he didn't mean males.

Izulde 01-15-2009 06:00 PM

It's amusing that people are so up in arms about this. Female virginity for sale has been going on for centuries.

Danny 01-15-2009 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde (Post 1923317)
It's amusing that people are so up in arms about this. Female virginity for sale has been going on for centuries.


Huge difference between someone selling their own virginity compared to someone selling it for them. I believe prostitution is wrong, but if this person wants to do this, I really don't care.

Galaxy 01-15-2009 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker (Post 1923231)
Always funny to see the religious nuts come running in screaming about someone else's body and business.


And they critize other religions/countries for lack of freedom. I wish we were less hung up on sex like Europe.

EagleFan 01-15-2009 07:52 PM

That's a strange picture of her. It just seems like she either has a really small head or has the shoulders of a defensive back, with her head turned thre still seems to be like 6 inches of shoulder from where her face ends.

RendeR 01-15-2009 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by EagleFan (Post 1923432)
That's a strange picture of her. It just seems like she either has a really small head or has the shoulders of a defensive back, with her head turned thre still seems to be like 6 inches of shoulder from where her face ends.



Tell me this is sarcasm?

Anthony 01-15-2009 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic in an email to his friends about Mush, his 30 year old virgin friend

if that chick is worth $3.7 million, mush is worth pocket change and a coupon for a 99 cent breakfast at Denny's.


we don't play nicely with each other.

Danny 01-15-2009 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan (Post 1923125)
A virgin. Sure.


You can tell. If she is not, he would demand a refund.

Anthony 01-15-2009 08:40 PM

if that chick is a virgin then she must be the biggest cocktease west of the mississippi.


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