A Sunday Night in Philadelphia
 

What should I do for dinner and where should I go for a night out?

If its this Sunday your talking about, I would probably go to an Irish pub. Two days before St. Patricks Day and on Selection Sunday for the tournament. Kildare's and McFadden's are both fun places. McFadden's is a bit younger and hipper while Kildare's is more authentic. A lot of Irish born people frequent Kildare's.

If you are really into different styles of beer Monk's Cafe is your best bet. Food isn't as good as the other two.

Go to Gino's for dinner and then to some of the bars by Penns Landing for the night out.

I thought people in Philly just eat cheese steaks.

Why are you going to Philly?

Is it sunny?

Kildare's is good, but my favorite Irish spot in Philly is Morarity's in Center City. McFaddens is by no stretch an Irish bar.

I use to live in Exton, PA. I think the apt. I lived in was called Marchwoods...

There is a cool Irish Pub on south street but the name escapes me right now.

Yes, it depends on what you're doing.

Just going with my girlfriend for an evening then its on to Atlantic City. Its our first trip overnight together

Are you going to be able to poop in a hotel room bathroom with her right there?

This is an important first step.

Just turn the shower on while you poop.

And also remember to turn the TV way up too before going into the bathroom.

Another good tip when you have the shower running is to grunt loudly, so she'll think you're really cleaning yourself good.

What about pooping in the shower? Kill two birds, if the water is already on.

It's a hotel room, I'm sure the shower in there has been pooped in many times

I'd shit. With the door open. Show her you can have a long relationship with her.

If you want to be real discreet...shit in the upper bowl.

Paddy's I believe.

Wow - this turned into the grossest thread jack ever ;)

Just steer clear of the downstairs area unless high stakes gambling and Russian Roulette are your things.