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BYU 14 03-17-2009 12:37 AM

Has Hannah Storm turned into a MILF?
 
She never really did anything for me before, but I must admit, somewhat ashamedly, that watching her now on Sportscenter I find her kind of hot in some way I can't explain. All flirting with the camera and winking at me.

Am I crazy?

Karlifornia 03-17-2009 02:07 AM

I agree, man. It really came out of nowhere. I'm going to have to do a google image search

larnott 03-17-2009 04:20 AM



hxxp://deadspin.com/search/hannah%20storm/

cuervo72 03-17-2009 08:15 AM

Always been a Hannah fan.

Subby 03-17-2009 09:07 AM

She is out of control hot these days. Agreed that I never gave her a second look in the past.

Her Wikipedia entry is pretty funny: "Numerous websites devoted to women TV personalities have given her cougar and MILF awards."

Logan 03-17-2009 09:22 AM

They all turn into cougars...all it takes is time.

It's her time.

spleen1015 03-17-2009 09:32 AM

She did one segment where she was standing up the whole time for about 3 minutes and it was AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

RainMaker 03-17-2009 08:47 PM

I just don't get how I missed her hotness when she was younger. Probably because she had a boy's haircut. But she is definitely a cougar and closing in on Erin Andrew's status.

Senator 03-17-2009 09:51 PM

The greatest college football player of all time and then future time thinks so.



BYU 14 03-17-2009 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Senator (Post 1971298)
The greatest college football player of all time and then future time thinks so.




Damn, I want to be a Heisman winner!!!

You would never know she is old enough to be his Mom.

Flasch186 03-17-2009 11:08 PM

Daddy likes it


Swaggs 03-17-2009 11:16 PM

She looks naughty in that picture...

Neuqua 03-17-2009 11:23 PM

I've always had a thing for Hannah Storm, even through my high school/college years and I am enjoying the "respect" she has gotten as of late. We had a pretty humorous email thread the other day where pretty much the same group of buddies from high school all apologized and recognized my talent to spot hotness.

Flasch186 03-18-2009 06:39 AM

I mean honestly, that Espn snapshot at the top looks like we were in the middle of a hot night of passion when she said, "really, stop. I have to go do Sportscenter in 50 minutes." and then 20 minutes later was like, "Seriously. I have to go. I have to do the show in 30 minutes." than 15 minutes later she was like, "We cant be doing this I'm on in 15 minutes." and on her way out the door she just threw on one of my shirts....because Im a lumberjack in this dream.

flere-imsaho 03-18-2009 08:11 AM

Aren't you a lumberjack in all of your dreams?

Mustang 03-18-2009 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by larnott (Post 1970438)


hxxp://deadspin.com/search/hannah%20storm/


She looks like Sigourney Weaver in that pic except attractive.

Subby 03-18-2009 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186 (Post 1971469)
I mean honestly, that Espn snapshot at the top looks like we were in the middle of a hot night of passion when she said, "really, stop. I have to go do Sportscenter in 50 minutes." and then 20 minutes later was like, "Seriously. I have to go. I have to do the show in 30 minutes." than 15 minutes later she was like, "We cant be doing this I'm on in 15 minutes." and on her way out the door she just threw on one of my shirts....because Im a lumberjack in this dream.

This is unquestionably your best post ever.

flere-imsaho 03-18-2009 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Subby (Post 1971529)
This is unquestionably your best post ever.


It's the absence of stuff like "HS, RS, BF" and whatnot that does it.

Flasch186 03-18-2009 08:16 PM

Here she is at the monthly Cougar 432 meeting:


Noop 03-18-2009 08:38 PM

Meh.

Noop 03-18-2009 08:38 PM

Aisha Tyler>>>>>>>>>>____________________

KWhit 03-18-2009 08:59 PM

On the Celebrity Hotness Scale, she rates a 4. Just above Lily Allen and her monster calves.

Noop 03-18-2009 09:07 PM

You're far too kind.

Karlifornia 03-18-2009 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop (Post 1972171)
Aisha Tyler>>>>>>>>>>____________________


What does Aisha Tyler have to do with anything?

Flasch186 03-18-2009 09:16 PM

but on a specific Cougar scale she's about an 8 and the ESPN picture where she's wearing my shirt is a 9....again on the Cougar scale.

JimboJ 03-18-2009 09:25 PM

I don't get how she's a cougar. Wikipedia defines cougar as an older woman who sexually pursues men at least eight years her junior. Don't you mean MILF?

Buccaneer 03-18-2009 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia (Post 1972194)
What does Aisha Tyler have to do with anything?


She has a darker complexion than Hannah Storm.

Flasch186 03-18-2009 10:05 PM

I am 8 years her younger and I tried to tell her she was going to be late but her tongue was down my throat.

Noop 03-18-2009 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlifornia (Post 1972194)
What does Aisha Tyler have to do with anything?


My idea of a good looking cougar.

Noop 03-18-2009 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buccaneer (Post 1972204)
She has a darker complexion than Hannah Storm.


Getting a late night stretch eh?

Radii 03-18-2009 10:15 PM

Aisha Tyler is very hot, but not even 40. Not comparable.

JonInMiddleGA 03-18-2009 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimboJ (Post 1972198)
I don't get how she's a cougar. Wikipedia defines cougar as an older woman who sexually pursues men at least eight years her junior. Don't you mean MILF?


I'm glad someone else wondered about this, I was starting to think it was just some confusion on my part.

Noop 03-18-2009 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radii (Post 1972239)
Aisha Tyler is very hot, but not even 40. Not comparable.


She's almost 40.

DanGarion 03-19-2009 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit (Post 1972181)
On the Celebrity Hotness Scale, she rates a 4. Just above Lily Allen and her monster calves.


She's way above Lily Allen. Saw Hannah Storm on Scrubs last night, she has great legs and she's quite the looker.

Mizzou B-ball fan 03-19-2009 10:15 AM

Here's what you wrote........

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanGarion (Post 1972460)
She's way above Lily Allen. Saw Hannah Storm on Scrubs last night, she has great legs and she's quite the looker.


And here's what I read........

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanGarion (Post 1972460)
She's way above Lily Allen. Saw Hannah Storm on Scrubs last night, she has great legs and she's quite the hooker.


Obviously, a missed translation.

DanGarion 03-19-2009 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mizzou B-ball fan (Post 1972471)
Here's what you wrote........



And here's what I read........



Obviously, a missed translation.


Hahhahaahaa

Matthean 03-19-2009 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop (Post 1972243)
She's almost 40.


And thus disqualified.

Noop 03-19-2009 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Matthean (Post 1972481)
And thus disqualified.


Without going into some long explanation why that definition is not even applicable I will just say I disagree.

BYU 14 03-19-2009 12:49 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by JimboJ
I don't get how she's a cougar. Wikipedia defines cougar as an older woman who sexually pursues men at least eight years her junior. Don't you mean MILF?


Quote:

Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA (Post 1972241)
I'm glad someone else wondered about this, I was starting to think it was just some confusion on my part.


Did you guys not see the picture of her and Tebow ;)

Philliesfan980 03-19-2009 09:06 PM

Man, I'm having a harder time thinking of someone whose undergone such a transformation for the better.

hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JxS4qoDT0A&feature=related

MacroGuru 03-19-2009 11:17 PM

All I know is I had a dream last night that had Hannah Storm and Megan Fox in it. They were dressed as naughty school teachers and I was their student and....well anyway, you get the gist.....:devil:

BYU 14 03-20-2009 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacroGuru (Post 1973405)
All I know is I had a dream last night that had Hannah Storm and Megan Fox in it. They were dressed as naughty school teachers and I was their student and....well anyway, you get the gist.....:devil:


I'm sure you gave them both a nice shiny red Apple. :eek:

Galaxy 03-20-2009 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186 (Post 1972154)
Here she is at the monthly Cougar 432 meeting:



Wearing Leopard print is the cougar uniform. I hope her husband, Dan Hicks, knows. :)

Flasch186 12-08-2009 08:00 AM

the cougar is out in full effect this morning

BYU 14 12-08-2009 08:21 AM

Like a fine Wine

George 12-08-2009 09:23 AM

The ending is particularly good.


Flasch186 12-08-2009 09:31 AM

she knows what she's doin...

Julio Riddols 12-08-2009 09:33 AM

She kind of reminds me of the MILF from Weeds.

BYU 14 12-08-2009 11:23 AM

Her and Sage Steele need to make out.

INDalltheway 12-08-2009 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BYU 14 (Post 2181602)
Her and Sage Steele need to make out.

+1


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