"I have to admit: I love a big, giant pear."
 

"Me too, but in an entirely different sense."

This was the exchange my wife and I had last night as we walked out of Walmart and she was looking at some big fake fruits in the display window of the store next to Walmart.

:)

sign me up for some of that

Bosc? Bartlett? Anjou?

Need more info, as there are many kinds of pears.

I dunno. I thought they were ceramic, but she said they were cloth.

Maybe it's me but it seems like you both insulted each other on some subtle level. Think about that....

What's insulting about enjoying a big, giant pear?

Either way, they were fake.

Worst response: Me too. Hey, if I pay for them do you think we could get you a pair of bigger apples?

What you enjoy is your business... have fun with that pear.

While it's rude to stare, Detox and Logan should engage in their activities in a more discreet location.

Fortunately, she also enjoy miniature fruits as well.

:popcorn: :)