Lesbians...
 

Here's a funny pic for you...

Safe to open in office.

Hmmm. Seems like a contradiction to me!!

LOL!!!!

those don't look like the lesbians you see in porn......

because porn quality lesbians are all out making movies!

Fritz, you will never be better than me.


Except when it comes to heavy petting. And shaving back hair.

Is it even possible for a man to resist opening a file that says lesbians right next to it?

i regret opening that

Marmel, It is hardly your fault that you were born a lobsterboy. One day medical advancements may allow you to have hands that can pet. Hands that can hold a razor. Normal hands.

Sign should read ....

Ugly Hoes Against Bush

hoes?

fritz is a very sweet 12 year old doxie boy who spent all his life with an older human gentleman

lobsterboy

Weak effort there Fritzy.

lobsterboy

Weak effort there Fritzy.

Marmel is a lobsterboy
 

lobsterboy

Ok you two. Break it up. Go sit on your beds and think about how you've hurt each other. You should be ashamed of you...awww hell. Nevermind. Fritz, bring me the Penthouse when you're done. And NO sticky pages!!

Why do you think I bought that laminator?

Now that was an excellent effort Fritzy.


*applause*

I can picture it now:

"Introducing the newest action film from Virgin Entertainment. The Laminator 3 - Starring Fritz and his pussy. Watch excting scenes of Fritz as he uses his plastic. Hear those now famous words: "I'll cum back".

Now playing in select theaters. No one under 17 admitted without pancho and hand gel."

Who the fuck is Pancho?

He's the one who holds the hand gel.

Is this Tipper Gore's doing?

Or should I re-word it for the raingear challenged:

Now playing in select theaters. No one under 17 admitted without a pancho and hand gel."

Speaking of Lesbians against Bush. :D

No, he's NOT doing Tipper Gore. Ewwwwww!!!

PONCHO
Pancho was a Mexican Bandit

Or should I re-word it for the spelling challenged (me)

Now playing in select theaters. No one under 17 admitted without a poncho and hand gel."


Did I get it this time Fritz? You freakin' PeeWee Herman wannabe.

Fritz is actually a NAMBLA member wannabe.

I know you are but what am I?

read your membership card dumbass, its NAMBLA.

Its a typo, jackass.

I notice you picked up on the spelling awfully quick.

lobsterboy

Fritz is a spelling Nazi!

Best thread in a looooooooooooooong time.

Keep it up guys!

Sorry, but I've heard Marmel has a hard time keeping it up lately.

This is probably the only time I will every be accused of that.

If I was sleeping with somebody besides your women it might be easier.

My women don't do Lobsterboys.

Gives 'em the crabs.

(lobsterboy starts to catch on....)

Fritz' effort was weak.

You, copying a weak effort, is just pathetic.


Who do Sasquatch do anyways?

Anybody he damn well wants to. :D

And I thought bringing in the crabs elevated Fritz effort just a tiny bit.

Can we PLEASE get back to talking about lesbians?

Please?

Because I like lesbians. They are good.

Amen

Wait! I didn't say that!

Hey!

I'm outraged!

I've been misquoted!

That's no fair!

You can't do that!

That's just wrong!

Damn straight! I love lesbians. We all love lesbians. Who doesn't love lesbians? Even my wife loves lesbians. Well...not really, but I can dream.

I'm a lesbian. I LIKE women.

I think it's great that the attachment has 126 downloads...... how many of those 126 were thinking they were gonna see some lesbian action......

... opening up my "Lesbian Pics" folder ...

I'll be back in about 2-3 minutes, guys.

Well, it said safe for work. I would not have been happy if it did have lesbian action.