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White Sox missing their Colon
Bartolo Colon of Chicago White Sox missing with Triple-A start scheduled Thursday - ESPN
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Maybe he's in Argentina?
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Or hiking the Appalachians
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Did they tell him exactly which Charlotte to go to? Charlotte the city in the state of North Carolina, Charlotte the harlot, Charlotte's Fine Clothiers, Charlotte's Web, etc...You have to be specific with these guys.
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Charlotte the harlot? Not familiar but it rhymes and sounds funny
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Maybe he's bangin' a girl name Charlotte.
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They check the Michael Jackson funeral?
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Hope he wasn't hanging out with Steve McNair... (too soon?)
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:) It's an Iron Maiden song. |
If we could smite on this board, I'd dock SI 5 points on general principle.
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Get in line ;) SI |
He pulled the same shit last year with the Red Sox in about August and they just didn't bother trying to find him.
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Has anybody tried looking in restaurants near Charlotte?
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were missing an over the hill pitcher... meh fine by me.
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This is no surprise. While he was with the Angels, no one could find Colon at all except for a few months in 2005.
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they found him.. lol and this article is hilarious, Ozzie is awesome haha..
hxxp://www.suntimes.com/sports/1657813,ozzie-guillen-white-sox-bartolo-colon-070809.article |
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Oh, man. Guillen is amazing with some of those quotes! :D "I worry about Colon because Colon was a big-time Michael Jackson fan. He might see the TV and cry all day long. He maybe is in L.A. at his funeral, because I can't find him." SI |
Outside Shaq, Ozzie is the best sports quote around.
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