Poll-Guess Tampa Bay's first base runner tonight
 

I found out on www.retrosheet.org that in all of the perfect games that retrosheet has box scores on that the team that has the perfect game pitched against them gets at least one base runner in the first inning and according to the records the team doesn't get shut out in the game following the perfect game. If Tampa Bay doesn't get a base runner in the first inning tonight it would be the first team since the 1964 Mets not to get at least one base runner in the first inning after the perfect game.

Funny, I was just about to post a thread that I can never get anybody on base in OOTP. Everyone pitches perfect games against me. I load up my team with 25 clones of Albert Pujols and none of them ever reach base. I have tried everything. I even called Microsoft.

I notice you always seem to post shortly after dx does. Something you wanna' tell us Pumpy Tudors, if Colin White is your real name?

I notice you always seem to get an erection shortly after I post.

Only to show you what one looks like.

Well, dxtrfn1980's schtick gets old VERY quickly, but anyone who loves cider mills is okay by me.

I can't seem to get an erection. I watch porn movies, I buy dirty magazines, I grab hot women's booties on the bus, but nothing happens. I even tried paying Kathy Griffin to hold my thing and shake it a little bit, but still no go. I even called Microsoft.

There ya go.

Wow. Was someone trying to come up with a word meaning "opposite of erection" when they thought of the name Microsoft?

*giggle*