World's Shortest Fairy Tale
 

I got this in an email today and thought you guys would get a kick out of it:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.



The end

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And he beat the crap out of the faerie.

I think it is only a matter of time before the FOFC civil war between the marrieds and the singles. Then of course you have those with girlfriends who will be the mercenaries.

I'm trying to figure out a way to get the p*ssy without the bullshit.

Edit: And not all the time, just enough to make me not give a damn about it.

Might as well just pay for it. I know strip clubs in Miami are basically whore houses....so I have heard.

I am fully aware that you pay for it either up front, or later on. With that said, believe it or not I have too much self respect and too much respect for the few decent women out there to pay up front.

eh, on the other hand i find that there's something refreshing about paying up front, and if the woman has made the like...conscious decision to maximize her economic potential that way (i'm speaking of strippers, never gone the prostitute route and don't think i ever will), then more power to them, and it's just a business transaction and i'm cool with that

I have a friend who told me he goes to Toronto for an escort service. He told me this when the Canadian dollar was about half the US dollar, so he's get 2 for 1.

While there is a certain appeal to this, I can't even do strip clubs often. Not because of some respect thing either.. but because I don't have money to blow on women (that are rarely extremely attractive) who don't give a damn about me.

yeah, the $$ tends to limit the ability to do so, but I don't delude myself into thinking they give a damn about me. then again in my misogynistic state i don't delude myself into thinking that any woman tgives a damn about me for anything more than my $$ anyways.

plus massachusetts has stupid puritanical laws regarding what you can and can't do. now montreal...if you get up there you can totally get your $$ worth.

If your plan to "get the p*ssy" involves marriage, you've made a serious logical error somewhere.