To zombie, or not to zombie
 

You have just been bitten by a zombie, and can feel yourself turning. You have a gun in your hand. What do you do?

If I'm an immediate danger to loved ones, I'd probably shoot myself. Otherwise, why not have a little zombie fun?

I would've hopefully shot myself before being bitten. I think zombies feasting on you would suck a lot.

It's a "take one for the team" scenario. Definitely gotta shoot yourself.

I probably put the chain on & just play video games in my friend's shed.

But you'd need to feed on brains. Would your friend bring over people he/she doesn't like and you'd feed on them?

If I need to feed on brains in this world, I'll starve.

If you get bitten by a Zombie, then it's definitely God's plan for you to be a Zombie. Don't turn from it.

Wisest to shoot yourself, of course, but I think in all honesty you'd probably figure you could find some way out of it, we always think we're differnet than everyone else. Then you find yourself eating brains again and you're like, "damn it."

Sorry, folks. I'm not ending this prematurely. I'm going full-on zombie, and loving every minute of it.

Wait, hold on - if I have a gun, how did the zombie get close enough to bite me?

And second, this post is missing the "kill all the zombies around me so I can become the zombie king!" option.

Zombie! Then I can have some hot zombie on hot chick action! Because we all know chicks dig bad guys!

Not to mention if you kill yourself you aren't going to heaven...

Just like all the parents say on this board when talking about kids, you can't speak for zombies if you haven't been a zombie.

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