So my arrest is scheduled for this afternoon
 

It hadn't occurred to me to look here for bail money, but my wife who is quite frequently reading the board now (Which I find a little unsettling, but that is for another post), suggested that you fellows might be willing to help bail me out.

In short, I'm going to be locked up for charity this afternoon. I need to raise $2500 in bail, or I'll never get out of the local bar where I'm going to be held. All proceeds benefit the Muscular Dystrophy Association.

If you're at all interested in contributing to a good cause, and getting back to the office while you're at it, please consider following the attached link.
https://www.joinmda.org/fresnotelu09/smcclure

The police come take me away in 20 minutes.

Locked in a bar? The trick here is to get to $2499, and never get that last dollar!

Oh just a clarification. I haven't been drafted by the Bengals.

watch your cornhole, man

Hey you might get a nice offer from the Eagles.

I want to thank those of you who contributed. It is for a good cause, and between the $800 donated online and the dollars I was able to cajole out of my friends over the phone, we raised over $1500 for Muscular Dystrophy. Not quite the goal amount, but they let me leave the bar anyway.

Hi I'm Steve McLure, you might remember me from such fundraisers as MDA's MOST WANTED CITIZEN.

No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

awesome! good for you!

+1

Prison food rocks!!

Prison Wine is better!!

Great charity - very cool of you to step up.