One of the weird things I do...
 

So for some reason when I'm driving (less so when I'm a passenger in a car) I do this thing where I squeeze my toes down and pretend I'm making contact with the lines on the road. It's a bit hard to explain, but it works like this: When my toes are squeezed, I'm "on the ground", and when I let go they "jump". I play this "game" where I have to jump whenever there's a break in the line and my left and right feet operate independently of each other jumping to the left and right lines on the road. My left foot also has to jump over oncoming traffic.

I have no clue why I do this and half the time I don't even realize I'm doing it. I think driving probably bores me... maybe I need a manual transmission?

This is why I keep getting speeding tickets.

If I don't I daydream and do silly crap like that.

I was going to try to think of some really snarky thing to say. But actually, while I don't do this at all, I think I sometimes do similar weird things in my head. So I feel for ya.

Oddly, I do something similar to that, but do the jumping in my head. I jump over seams in the road, dashed lane lines, and reflective posts/street signs on the side of the road. It gives me a headache if I do it too long, but I find myself doing it anyway.

I also jump lines when i'm driving.

i just press the jump button and my shit go airborne
yall totally need one of these jumping cars man

I pick my nose when I drive

I rarely drive, but when I take the train I try and sit across from a woman with nice tits. Then I look up from my book often and imagine what they look like without the clothing. I also think other things.

You guys are bat-shit nuts-o. Get help.