Advice to FOFC Newbies
 

Ok, we need a thread devoted to the dos and donts of being on FOFC.

Stuff like:

Don't bring up Post Counts.
Or Avatars
Or Graphical Signatures

Do not mention the word "Pine Cones" to SkyDog.
Or ask about the patriotic undies picture.


And most importantly:

Do not say that "I will not accept a banning"

Maybe you can write up some tips on how best to approach an evil, anti-victory roadside tree? :D

or how best to KEEL YOU NOW?

hahaha - he got you there!

I can also make this a two for one KEELING, DT..

Fake Josh Beckett

- Don't post after Aaron Boone hits a walk off vs your team.

Check your taskbar to make sure you don't have any smut-related tabs showing when you take screenshots.

Make sure you limit your number of boobies per thread.

Is there some weird thread somewhere that has crazy drama in it?

Don't show the board to your significant other, failing that, prevent her from joining and contributing if she does find out about it, no matter how good an idea it seems at the time.

Why? People going to get jealous?

After all, we all kills people. Right?

You might not want everyone to know that you read literotica, that's all.

- No one cares about your stupid web host dealz so stop spamming them

or anything you have to sell, for that matter

Don't have a thin skin.

No ass-hattery.

If you see something posted that later gets deleted or moved or otherwise disappears, and people are asking what happened, do not just tell them. Instead, make a steady stream of vague references and inside jokes. People might pretend to be annoyed but they'll secretly wish they were cool and plugged in like you.

no animated gifs

Don't lurk in werewolf threads.

The Werewolf forum is less nerdy than the Dynasty forum.

We gots to do something. Pryor don't have enough stuff yet for us to steal from him.

Stealing from thieves = morally good.

WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD NEWBIE!!!

Only to furries.


Also, don't tick off the werewolf players.

stop causing problems

We all make mistakes, except for newbies who make more of them.

People are advised to cowboy up or else deal with it!

In any Mt. Rushmore thread, you are only allowed to place 4 items on the Mountain.

Be cocky and funny...

Know how to fudge a bank statement.

pics pls, k tx!

dola,

in before the lock.

Never ask how many days you should wait till you call a girl back