Which war terms will soon enter your vernacular
 

Target of Opportunity: I have a target of opportunity with that cute blond by the bar.

Shock and awe: From 9:15 to 9:17 last night, there was some serious shock and awe in my bedroom.

others?

CentCom (aka "The Girlfriend"): Let me check with CentCom to see if I can hang out with ya'll at the bar tonight.

Operation Bra&Panties Freedom

When that girl pulled down her underware I was in shock, and awe :D

When that woman pulled down her underwear I saw a target of opportunity.

Or the scarier, when that woman pulled down her underwear I was in shock and awe (actually just shock) to discover that it was Fritz disguised as a woman and had to commit suicide outside the gate because of the horror that I had seen. :D

I have a WMD in my pants.

She walked in the room and ol' Tommy Franks snapped to attention.

Everyone picks on the fat kid. hahaha

I need a hoho.

Or, "Is that an Al Samoud 2 missile in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

Or Shock in Awe in my pantaloons....always gets the guys....I mean Girls.....He He