Important question.
 

I've never known there was an alternative to the norm, until I read about it on another forum...

You don't read Deadspin? This question seems to be a huge phenomenon recently. I don't care much for Drew Magary's writing that focuses on scat. It's kinda boring to me, to be honest, but I thought every progressive sports fan read Deadspin.

For the record, I sit and wipe.

It depends on the circumstances. Generally a few sit down wipes is sufficient, but there are times when that may not be enough and the added strength and dexterity of a stand up wipe may be needed to effectively clean one's self. Further, for those extremely large bowels, it may be somewhat risky to perform the sit down wipe. It is my preference to incorporate the stand up in these situations and avoid the possible consequences.

This was discussed on deadspin last week.

I don't read Deadspin.

Wow, that's only one week after it was on SportsDigs!

I use to stand up but then i graduated to sitting down.

Remain seated and wipe. Read at this example and you will know why:

Let's say you have a sandwich with two slices of bread and peanut cream in the middle. You want to clean the rests of peanut from the sides.

What is easier?

a) to careful use a paper to clean the sides
b) to push the swandwitch first towards the table and then clean all the peanut cream that dropped after the push?

That is exactly the same poll you posted.

hehe

I heart Spain.

I am really sorry that I'm eating peanut butter crackers right now.

In the midst of deciding on if I should stand up or sit down...i waited too long and sharted on my chair. Should I...

a) stand up and wipe the shit off the chair

or

b) stay seated and wipe the shit up with my pants

Yeah...not much hockey talk goin on over there.

Standing up to wipe? What the hell??

So, I've been wondering for a while but haven't bothered to ask...is the Karlifornia that's a commentator at Deadspin you? I figure it is....there can't be that many out there.

I prefer KSK.

Seriosuly, if you wipe while sitting that means you are reaching through your legs. Does that mean you let your junk rest on your arm while you wipe?

Do you then wash you arms?

I'll stand, reach around the side and wipe thank you.
Ladies feel free to remain sitting

Not necessarily. You can remain seated, and simply lean towards the left (I'm a righty, so I suppose it's vice versa for lefties).

I'm a stand and wipe kind of guy, myself.

Sometimes I get off the can but don't actually stand, then I squat and bend forward, reach back, and get in there really good.

Other times I just sit and reach from the back. Yeah baby.

What??? No no no no.

You lean forward and to the left or right.

I need diagrams.

There's some interesting stuff here, including (but not limited to):


Random Salad » How to Wipe Your Ass

What the fuck?

Yall are nasty.