The next Iraq?
 

I wanted to know what you guys feel is the next iraq...i have started out with my four picks, and if you have others post them here and ill add.

I think we need to stay in the Middle East. I say Iran if we have enough proof of misdoing. But it will take alot.

Syria, it seems we are heading that direction anyway. If we want to invade Iran, we would have to turn. So I say go straight!

North Dakota

Not unless you want to meet an army of Crawfish with Laser Blasters instead of Claws!!!!!!!!

That's exactly why we have to deal with them next.

I am going to the UN. There is no way that Crawfish with Laser Blasters instead of Claws can be considered WMD. Besides, the North Dakota National Guard can't be any worse than the "elite" Republican Guard. I say we stand a good chance, mainly because Crawfish with Laser Blasters instead of Claws are scary!

I think we only we should only attack North Dakota on the way to Canada. Beer-drinking hosers!

Other - should be the US. After all, now Bush is the most dangerous guy with WMD, isn't he ? ;)

No, I think that psycho in North Korea might challenge him for the title. But we aren't going to attack North Korea, so we'll probably just buy him off.

Yep, Canada and Mexico better watch out. And Alaska. They have oil. Lets get them.

We can't go after North Dakota... they have too many nukes!

You bettcha. Dangerous enough to ensure a free Western Europe.

Syria
Iran
Saudi Arabia
Any other nation in the region stupid enough to harbor terrorists (Egypt, Jordan, Libya, etc...)
North Korea
Cuba
China

Did I forget anyone? ;)

Sudan
Zimbabwe
Venezuela
Liberia
Dem. Rep. of Congo
Vietnam (just seeing if you're paying attention)

:D

how about we fix things here in the states before going to war... now there's a crazy thought...

You forgot the USA.
There is reason to believe the USA has weapons of mass destruction. CNN has been covering it for 4 weeks without stopping.

Now, I know CNN is hardly a reliable source, however, the pictures seem very real...

:rolleyes:

I think we will take an unexpected turn. We will invade Jamica and claim they have a WMD, or a Giant Wicked Marijuana Doobie pointed at the USA. We will immediately bomb them, and set the doobie on fire by accident, therby giving the whole carribean area a massive case of the munchies. I would invest heavily in Stocks of snack foods over the next few weeks. We will face an enourmous task of providing relief