ping: quiksand
 

People across the street from me are listening to billy joel's greatest hits and having a sing along. Short of a JiMG hot lead potion, what do you suggest?

Get word out quickly that they may indeed be Russian spies. 'Tis the season.

But.....we didn't start the fire.

I assume they are drinking so just grab a bottle of red, a bottle of white, perhaps of bottle of rose instead. The break the bottle and start waving the jagged shards around like a crazy person until they switch to Skynard or something.