I'm Quite Upset...
 

I lost three posts in the "Tom" thread.

Macro was banned for three months.

MJ4H is still banned.

So is Karl.

The local safeway only has one size of Johnnie Walker and it's way too goddamn expensive.

Wait - why was macro banned for 3 months?!!?!?

I was just saying to Lathum at lunch earlier that if I got banned for a month I don't know if I'd come back...my internet surfing habits would have changed so much in those 30 days.

All these banninations are pretty harsh - especially when they come down on longtime board members.

But at least they have all sizes of pampers still in stock!

Stupid Dodgers fans.

Hey I thought that was pretty funny. You can't say you didn't laugh.

I do find it stupid that they deleted the post, instead of just locking it and letting it go away....

Tom from MySpace got people banned of FOFC? I knew he was a no good bastard.

Macro probably got banned for taking back his wife for the hundredth time.

I can say that as I've been in his shoes, and I really have felt his pain.

If that's why he was banned, I support it.

I did giggle a bit. Which helped with the incessant sobbing over the lost posts/boxings/bannings/overpriced scotch.

How much better is the Black Label in comparison with the Red?

Is it true someone got a 1 week banning for showing an Al Gore animation of the events that may have happened with the woman he tried to have sex with?

What is the price difference?

What did MG do?

I don't remember for sure. I think the Red is $25 while the Black is $30-35. I've never even tried scotch so I don't want to buy this big damn bottle only to not like it.

He posted a pic showing some nipple of this girl (granted it was a nipple with paint on it). The pic was deleted by a mod, and he then re-posted it. I don't know if there was anything else, but I'm guessing there was.

It's all about the Blue Label.

That's what I've read. What's the difference between blended and non-blended scotch?

Anytime you buy scotch the price is a very good indicator of taste. A cheap scotch is going to taste like burnt shit and make you puke all over the house (Cutty Sark comes to mind here)

The Johnny's are a great selection so long as you're not drinking it straight.

Chivas Regal is an excellent cheap scotch.

If you want truly sippable scotch you need to realize its going to cost you a C-note or more per bottle.

Hmph...maybe I should just order a nice glass at a bar first.

A Blended Scotch is quite literally several different barrels and quality levels of Scotch, blended together to make something drinkable.

Non-Blended or "Single Malt" scotch is a singular creation, never mixed with any other Scotch, it is a purer flavor and is preferred by most Scotch snobs as a much better drink.

Disagree. You can sip a nice single-malt in the $40-$50 a bottle range. $50-60 for sure.

What thread was that?

Chivas is a sippable Blended , it runs 50-60 a bottle. Singles that are really sippable start near the 80-90 range and climb precipitously.


Thou art not Scotch snobbery enough. I'm unfriending you.

Picture thread.

A 3 MONTH ban? Really? Really?!

I found the drama. Once you put everything together, the banning makes sense I guess.

There was NO nipple viewable in that picture. her tits were up against the wall and the shot was from over her head.

No, no it doesn't. At least not the length of it. 3 months is Ben trying to prove he has a dick.

LOL

You don't think you can sip a nice 12 year old Glenfiddich?

*squints at you and wrinkles his nose in disdain* Glenfiddich? Dishwater.

Really? That's absolutely ridiculous then.

His wife had a baby recently. I think he's already proven that. :D

Is MG a repeat offender?

Macallan 18, got it in duty free for like $50...awesomeness.

LOL. I'd hate to think how much of a really nice $80-$90 a bottle Scotch I could drink then if a $50 bottle tastes fine to me.

Maybe I'll get one.

Render, tell Dennis I said hi and I didn't mean anything by that post above. I was kidding. :)

And besides, Glenfiddich is 18 year single malt and runs closer to 70-80. You're thinking of Glenlivet which is a 12 yr single malt and can be had from 20-50 a bottle.


What you REALLY want.

Laphroaig
http://www.laphroaig.com/shop/show_i...he_shop.whisky


Glenmorangie 18

Caol Ila

I can see the point of the boxing, but 3 months is just absurd.

I was just thinking it's been a while since we've had one of these threads. I wonder what brought on this new flurry of "mod justice".

We're still overdue for a "when will there be another FOF?" thread...Or maybe those happen on the FOF forum, I've never been over there.

I still think it's funny, the whole internet message board discipline thing. It's like getting grounded, or staying in for recess all over again.

c'mon, black should only be like $50. and its not even single malt. i have black in my collection. only blended i buy.

Who was the picture of? Could you repost? ;)

Yes.

If you want to talk to Dennis come to the FOFC Group on Facebook, you are safe to bitch about whatever you want and I won't ban you.

What is this FOF you speak of?

Liar. You'll ban me and you know it.

i'll see you Macallan 18 yr old and raise u Macallan 21, which tastes like drinking honey from the asscrack of a glorious angel with golden hair.

lagavulin distillers edition. best tasting scotch ever. (that i've tasted thus far)

Don't tempt me, it was a beautiful piece of art.

I swear I saw a Glenfiddich that was around $50/bottle in one of my local liquor stores the other day. I'll go back and take a picture so you know I'm not crazy. And I know the difference between Glenfiddich and Glenlivet. Glenlivet is meh.

I've had Glenmorangie - I don't recall how aged it was, but I thought it was pretty good. Never had Laphroaig.

I'd be all for some from Fettercairn (the distillerary closest to my ancestral lands), but they haven't done a single-malt since like the 1920's - they sell it all to blenders now.

I think it's a football game that simulates what would happen if Charlie Batch was an elite quarterback.

I'm working my way through a bottle of Caol Ila right now, and it's good but I was expecting better. It's definitely my least favorite of the Islay malts so far. Laphroaig is definitely the old standby, tough to beat the quality at that price.

Whatever you do don’t buy a bottle of Lagavulin; it’s so damn good it will ruin everything else for you.

I think I need pie.

He's not?