NFL Week 6 Discussion Thread: Brett Favre This, Brett Favre That.
 

This week the Brett Favre's will host the Dallas Cowboys, led by Tony Romo.

Also on the schedule...

That team Brett Favre use to play for will host the Miami Dolphins.

and...

That other team Brett Favre use to play for will travel to Denver to face off against the Broncos.

http://new.wavlist.com/movies/020/tsam-brett.wav

Rumor has it that the Cowboys are bringing in Charles Haley as a consultant this week to close the phallic disclosure gap with the Vikings.

Excerpts from that book...



* At a team meeting, Haley got the attention of Scott Case and when Case looked over at Haley he was faced with “Haley’s erect penis stretched across the desk.”
* To quote Pearlman: “Haley would stroll up to an unsuspecting (49er) teammate, whip out his phallus, and repeatedly stroke it in his face. Players initially laughed it off…”
* Haley, ever the prankster, cut a hole in the roof of teammate Tim Harris’ car, got on top, and pissed inside.
* Haley, on his way from the bathroom to a team meeting, pulled down his pants, wiped his ass, and then threw his shit-stained toilet paper at 49ers coach John Marshall.
* Addressing attempts by coaches and staff to end Haley’s abuse, Pearlman mentions, “Haley refused to stop. He would jerk off in the locker room, in the trainer’s room. He’d wrap his hand around his penis, turn toward a Joe Montana or John Taylor, and bellow, ‘You know you wanna suck this!’” He would then proceed to graphically talk about other player’s wives and bring himself to orgasm.
* Of course, I’m sure you’re not shocked to find out at this point that Haley was also a homophobic prick, as, in addition to greeting a new teammate once with simply, “You’re from California? You must be a fucking faggot.” He also once berated Steve Young with the following tirade after a loss: “I could have fucking won that game in my sleep! You’re a motherfucking pussy faggot quarterback! A motherfucking pussy faggot quarterback with no balls!”

Now, what you should do is, re-read all of those excerpts, but replace "Charles Haley" with "Brett Favre"

Awesome.

*edit* Picture added for mental image...

I wonder if Ben Roethlisberger has thanked Brett Favre for taking all the heat this week.

He probably thought of sending Favre a text, but was afraid of what he might get back.

LOL

You forgot to mention that his other team faces the Eagles.

Browns and Eagles swap RBs.

Mike Bell to Cleveland, Jerome Harrison to Philly.

Seems like alot more trades this deadline than past years.

Looks like Shawne Merriman's days with San Diego are over. He's been put on some kind of reserve-minor injury list where he has to be released within 6 weeks. Once released and healthy he can play for any other team.

And the week just gets better for Favre! (Supposedly)

That's funny.... Don't get the whole not safe for work part though (how it's posted in youtube)

lol


I heard there is rumor that Ben just violated another woman, this time right in Pittsburgh.....

Some whiney chick named Crosby....

Find that totally impossible. Crosby is probably in bed by 9, when Ben is just heading out for the night.

So does anyone think that Favre's elbow tendonitis, while probably a real injury, is going to serve the useful purpose of being the reason he sits out a game within the next 2-3 weeks, so that when he's suspended by the league for the off-field stuff a month or so from now, his consecutive game streak won't have been ended by his penis, but by a real injury?

Something tells me that Favre may be hurting, but he's going to take the easy out to voluntarily end his streak by "injury" so that, when his career is recounted, there won't be a sentence in there about how he played nearly 300 consecutive games, only to have that streak ended by a league suspension for sexual harrassment.

That's a much better theory than the one I heard about it being a faked injury that would serve as a "secret suspension"

Ah, the old Michael Jordan theory, eh?

I said the exact same thing to one of my friends last night actually. I completely believe that this is what is going on.

There is a zero percent chance that Favre's streak ends because of a cock shot. He loves to do things on his own terms so, he will be out for a game because of injury before anything could remotely come up due to the other stuff.

I think an injury break complete with an announcement of his pending, FINAL retirement after the season will be all we hear about this.

I'd much prefer the former if I were Favre. It's almost Chuck Norris-ian. The only thing that can stop Brett Favre from playing, is Brett Favre's cock.

I would say the only thing that can stop Brett Favre from playing is a 1-4 start.

WTF stat from Cincy Jungle.

The Bengals have faced 3rd and 2 or less twenty times this season. Cedric Benson has only carried the ball on four of those plays.

Can Favre please just go away.... and can he take TOcho with him...

I love this whole thing about Logan Mankins and Vincent Jackson just "reporting" more than halfway into the season to get their credit for year towards free agency

Especially Mankins, considering the way Belichick likes to do business. There's a lot of entertainment potential there.

Seriously. It's got to be awkward for those guys.

I imagine Mankins sitting in full uniform on the bench reading John Grisham novels during games.

Or perhaps Belichick using him as a TE/FB on goal line formations.

That's my Wrangler story. What's yours?

watching nfl countdown. just said the raiders called every team in the league and said every player on their roster is available. lulz

Give the team the day off on that day, but don't tell these guys!

I've wondered what to do in that case if running the team. You can't change their position to punter, so do you banish them to being inactive or throw them into the fray, forcing them to take every single snap in practice and games?

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For today... I had been looking forward to watching my first Lions game on the tele instead of the computer. Cablevision is in a dispute with Fox so there is no Fox 5 on my cable. Damn, damn, damn! :rant:

Nice start to the Bears game. Forte in for 6 on the opening drive.

edit: Of course, they give it right back, letting Seattle march straight down.

THANK YOU, MR. DODGE!

Sure, if you are offering the right price. I doubt somebody like McClain is going to be cheap.

Drew Stanton in for the Lions

I think Harrison is going to get to take a week or two off with these helmet to helmet hits against Cleveland.

Poor Colt McCoy-loses both Josh Cribbs and now maybe Massequoi to injury-both potential concussions it looks like. Now they can't run the Wildcat, meaning he has to be in there the whole game now against the Pittsburgh defense who's already sacked him a couple times. Amazing its only 7-3 Pit at the half.

What the hell is up with Phil Simms.
He is doing one of the most nerve grating and frankly strange jobs of commentary I've ever heard. And this from a guy I have never even noticed when he calls games. But today its like he is explaining every play like he is talking to gramma who has never seen football, and every potential rule he is over analyzing and trying to sound like he is the only educated guy in the room...

It is just weird....he sounds exactly like the guy who used to sit behind us at Clemson games until he mercifully changed season tickets this year.

Wow, huge at least six-point turnaround in Philly...probably 10-point turnaround, hypothetical 14-point turnaround (Eagles driving, pass intercepted on deflection, penalty that should have been offset but wasn't, and now Atlanta driving to score).

And....the Bears O-Line of Doom allows yet another totally untouched guy to slam down Cutler, this time for the safety.

It's nice to be able to watch Chiefs football again. You know, with a straight face.

Desean Jackson got crushed.

Whoops. I thought the Pats game was on at 4pm, not 1pm. LOL

I can't believe the Dolphins lost that challenge. Ronnie Brown was at least a yard past the first down marker when he went down, we got fucked on the spot and then somehow the call was upheld.

Didn't take long for the stupid yinzers who claimed that Ben was such a pig and they won't cheer for him...to cheer for him.

Shawn Hill= Broken forearm

Drew Stanton in for Detroit. Why Stanton is still on a NFL roster is beyond me.

Kolb to Maclin for the homerun ball!!!!

Stanton is not great, but he's not appreciably worse than most other #3's (or some #2's) currently in the league.

Every week this year, I have left a guy who has absolutely exploded on the bench of my fantasy team. I've done it with Macklin twice (other WRs are Austin, Jennings, and A. Johnson, TO) and Forte twice (A. Foster, R. Grant, R. Rice, L McCoy other RBs).

I did not see that TD coming. :D