Forget using a puppy to woo the ladies, get an alligator
 

Well thats a new one......I wonder how well it actually works.....maybe I should get one and test out the success rate :)

"Hey Ladies, want to see my big gator?"

*CAsterling gets slapped across the face*

Wanted to add, maybe Chief can use this tactic and report back in his dating thread. :)

Women who this works on definitely put out.

They're probably pretty crazy and good too when they put out.

Now that wouldn't be any different from my normal attempts without an alligator - Probably because "Ello Darling, fancy a shag" isn't the best opening line to use :)