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digamma 07-20-2011 03:11 PM

Can a horse molestor ever be called "hot"?
 
Kentucky Man Charged With Repeat Horse-Sex Offense

Ksyrup 07-20-2011 03:16 PM

Give the guy a break - he's a Johnson living in McCracken County. That's a lot of pressure for one guy to take.

digamma 07-20-2011 03:20 PM

So, Ksyrup says YES?!?!?

JediKooter 07-20-2011 03:21 PM

This has to be a nightmare for his family.

Easy Mac 07-20-2011 03:22 PM

I cry foal.

JediKooter 07-20-2011 03:24 PM

His sentence will probably a yearling or two.

Suicane75 07-20-2011 03:25 PM

I hope that's not the actual horse who got buggered. Victims rights and all that.

stevew 07-20-2011 03:37 PM

is his favorite soap opera "The Gelding Light?"

Suicane75 07-20-2011 03:48 PM

Think of the reputation this guy is gonna be saddled with.

Pumpy Tudors 07-20-2011 03:49 PM

Damn filly fans.

Karlifornia 07-20-2011 03:51 PM

He really should put a muzzle on it...er..uh

JediKooter 07-20-2011 03:51 PM

He'll have to pony up some serious lawyer fees.

Easy Mac 07-20-2011 03:52 PM

He should have known that neigh means neigh.

AENeuman 07-20-2011 03:56 PM

Not to name drop, but the dad of my very good friend was the "i married a horse" guy from the banned springer. crazy crazy stories. for irony, his sister is a horse vet in Kentucky.

Easy Mac 07-20-2011 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AENeuman (Post 2500347)
Not to name drop, but the dad of my very good friend was the "i married a horse" guy from the banned springer. crazy crazy stories. for irony, his sister is a horse vet in Kentucky.


Matthew Broderick was on Jerry Springer?

Rizon 07-20-2011 03:59 PM

Ohh, Wilbur.

JonInMiddleGA 07-20-2011 04:02 PM

Give the guy a break, lots of people had a thing for Winnie.

Wonders if anyone actually expected a Wonder Years reference in this thread

Critch 07-20-2011 04:07 PM

Apparently a dog molestor can be called "dead":

Woman died from allergic reaction to sex with dog · TheJournal

Knowing bestiality can be deadly really puts you off.

Rizon 07-20-2011 04:16 PM

WTF

MrBug708 07-20-2011 04:52 PM

What do you expect from peanut flavored dog semen?

Easy Mac 07-20-2011 05:09 PM

That's one of the dangers of ruff sex.

Rizon 07-20-2011 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac (Post 2500382)
That's one of the dangers of ruff sex.



molson 07-20-2011 06:31 PM

"A man has appeared before Limerick District Court charged with ordering his Alsatian dog to have sex with a 43-year-old mother of four"

That dog sure is obedient. I can't get mine to stop stealing dishes off of the counter.

Radii 07-20-2011 06:32 PM

I like the official charge of "buggery contrary to Section 61 of the Offences against the Person Act of 1861"

SteveMax58 07-20-2011 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radii (Post 2500408)
I like the official charge of "buggery contrary to Section 61 of the Offences against the Person Act of 1861"

:lol:

That tripped me up for a minute as I started questioning my definition of "buggery".

M GO BLUE!!! 07-20-2011 08:05 PM

I can't get a date, yet some bloke can go online & say "wanna come have sex with my dog?" and she's on her way? Gotta love this world...

Izulde 07-20-2011 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AENeuman (Post 2500347)
Not to name drop, but the dad of my very good friend was the "i married a horse" guy from the banned springer. crazy crazy stories. for irony, his sister is a horse vet in Kentucky.


Wait, so your friend was a centaur?

CrimsonFox 07-20-2011 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac (Post 2500319)
I cry foal.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac (Post 2500340)
He should have known that neigh means neigh.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac (Post 2500382)
That's one of the dangers of ruff sex.



And Easy Mac wins the internet by a nose!

:jester:



But no need to do this...

:deadhorse:

Rizon 11-03-2011 01:15 PM

Bump

Senator 11-03-2011 03:51 PM

I thought my copyright restrictions prevented threads like this.

Ksyrup 11-03-2011 03:55 PM

Ksyrup says no.

NorvTurnerOverdrive 11-03-2011 05:02 PM

is this the catchall hot horse molester thread? cuz i think THIS HORSE MOLESTER is hot(extremely nsfw)

that's the kind of batshit that makes for good jack fantasies.

RomaGoth 11-03-2011 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorvTurnerOverdrive (Post 2560068)
is this the catchall hot horse molester thread? cuz i think THIS HORSE MOLESTER is hot(extremely nsfw)

that's the kind of batshit that makes for good jack fantasies.


wow :eek:

Rizon 11-03-2011 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorvTurnerOverdrive (Post 2560068)
is this the catchall hot horse molester thread? cuz i think THIS HORSE MOLESTER is hot(extremely nsfw)

that's the kind of batshit that makes for good jack fantasies.


oooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffgggggggggggggggggg why did I need to look .....

Julio Riddols 11-03-2011 06:40 PM

Do we need to do a hot or not for her?


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