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Kodos 09-09-2011 12:31 PM

Pick the President!
 
You have the ability to hand pick the next U.S. President. Only a few rules.

1. They must be alive.
2. They must be eligible to be President (U.S. citizen, old enough, no more than 1 term already served, so no Clinton or Bush II).
3. It can't be you.


Who do you pick?

larrymcg421 09-09-2011 12:37 PM

Russ Feingold

mckerney 09-09-2011 12:42 PM

Neil deGrasse Tyson

Pumpy Tudors 09-09-2011 12:49 PM

My cousin Tanya. I told y'all this shit years ago.

Marc Vaughan 09-09-2011 01:02 PM

Any of my children - they can then be puppets to my fiendish play to bring America back under English control ... muhahahaha ...

:D

Kodos 09-09-2011 01:04 PM

I vote Weird Al.

lungs 09-09-2011 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by larrymcg421 (Post 2525372)
Russ Feingold


Feingold as Dictator. I'd hate to see congress derail him!

ISiddiqui 09-09-2011 01:34 PM

Honestly? Hillary Clinton.

Lathum 09-09-2011 01:59 PM

Sportsdigs had Capsicum as a candidate 2 weeks ago

JPhillips 09-09-2011 02:10 PM

I'm so used to settling for the best worst option that I don't know my ideal candidate. I might bring Bill Clinton back, but there's probably somebody better out there.

EagleFan 09-09-2011 02:18 PM

Me - but not as President, as king of the world; I'll get this sh** straightened out; just please look the other way when requested to...

ISiddiqui 09-09-2011 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EagleFan (Post 2525442)
Me - but not as President, as king of the world; I'll get this sh** straightened out; just please look the other way when requested to...


Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos (Post 2525368)
3. It can't be you.


I don't want a King of the World who can't read ;)

CrimsonFox 09-09-2011 02:27 PM

NPH (Neil Patrick Harris)
or


(in stupid voice) MATT DAMON

Schmidty 09-09-2011 02:43 PM

Ron Paul

Kodos 09-09-2011 03:01 PM

George Clooney! He'd make a handsome President!

rowech 09-09-2011 03:07 PM

Matt Damon

CAsterling 09-09-2011 03:28 PM

Martin Sheen, after all his West Wing experience he should be excellent at the job.

SteveMax58 09-09-2011 03:28 PM

Morgan Freeman

stevew 09-09-2011 03:32 PM

Bill Belichick-
He's always right, and is excellent at using surveillance equipment. Perfect choice for America going forward.

CrimsonFox 09-09-2011 03:44 PM

PICK YOUR NOSE!

Marc Vaughan 09-09-2011 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveMax58 (Post 2525472)
Morgan Freeman


I second him - he plays a great God .... thats got to be a decent precedent for the role ;)

DanGarion 09-09-2011 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HiFiRevival (Post 2525450)
David Straithairn. He looks the part and he would be able to memorize his speeches well enough to deliver them like he actually means them.

Once she's old enough, Summer Glau.

If the President is destined to be an incompetent twit, I at least want the illusion of competence or eye candy.

If we're being serious, then Ron Paul. I want the polar opposite of the last 20 years of the bought and paid for corporate parties just to try and balance things back out to a reasonable approach.

You must be watching Alphas...? :)

QuikSand 09-09-2011 04:18 PM

Since it's obviously not going to be that kind of thread, I'll go with Mark Cuban.

tucker rocky 09-09-2011 04:30 PM

Clint Eastwood

Pumpy Tudors 09-09-2011 05:01 PM

I think the job requires a larger-than-life presence. That's what it takes to get people to listen these days. So I change my vote to Lily Allen's left ankle.

DanGarion 09-09-2011 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors (Post 2525511)
I think the job requires a larger-than-life presence. That's what it takes to get people to listen these days. So I change my vote to Lily Allen's left ankle.


Hah! Thanks.

tarcone 09-09-2011 05:10 PM

Hayden Fry.

BYU 14 09-09-2011 05:18 PM

Roger Goodell, because he could just suspend congress for 4 sessions when they couldn't get the fucking budget balanced.

Suburban Rhythm 09-09-2011 05:23 PM

He's posted twice in this thread, and nobody's nominated Pumpy yet? Plus, isn't Pumpy Day right around Inauguration Day anyway? Makes too much sense for it not to happen.

Schmidty 09-09-2011 05:39 PM

Sorry. I didn't realize that this was a serious thread. In that case, I nominate the Hamburglar. Robble robble.

M GO BLUE!!! 09-09-2011 05:40 PM

Lloyd Carr... if only for the press conferences!

Big Fo 09-09-2011 06:20 PM

Bob Bradley has proven that he can get average results with average talent.

Mustang 09-09-2011 07:05 PM

Paul Ryan

Havok 09-09-2011 07:49 PM

Marco Rubio (he will be one day anyway)

sterlingice 09-09-2011 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lungs (Post 2525412)
Feingold as Dictator. I'd hate to see congress derail him!


Not a bad pick at all.

SI

Kodos 09-09-2011 08:54 PM

It actually was intended to be serious. Just curious who out there actually excites people in a Presidential manner.

Raiders Army 09-09-2011 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos (Post 2525563)
It actually was intended to be serious. Just curious who out there actually excites people in a Presidential manner.


Cigars excite some people in a Presidential manner.

GreenMonster 09-09-2011 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Havok (Post 2525552)
Marco Rubio (he will be one day anyway)


Couldn't agree more..

Senator 09-10-2011 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Havok (Post 2525552)
Marco Rubio (he will be one day anyway)


Probably a solid choice. I have been watching him casually the past 6 years or so. He fills a void that Henry Cisneros left that was never filled. As we see the rise of the Hispanic majority over the next decade and more; someone like a Rubio or perhaps himself will be seen as a candidate that cross pollinates.

(I know he has a Cuban background, but the Hispanic groups I know really are massively excited by him.)

JonInMiddleGA 09-10-2011 09:50 AM

Ann Coulter

Jon 09-10-2011 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc Vaughan (Post 2525487)
I second him - he plays a great God .... thats got to be a decent precedent for the role ;)


And he has the experience of being the President in Deep Impact.

tucker rocky 09-10-2011 03:42 PM

I can't believe not 1 vote for Chuck Norris. :D


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