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Pick the President!
You have the ability to hand pick the next U.S. President. Only a few rules.
1. They must be alive. 2. They must be eligible to be President (U.S. citizen, old enough, no more than 1 term already served, so no Clinton or Bush II). 3. It can't be you. Who do you pick? |
Russ Feingold
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Neil deGrasse Tyson
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My cousin Tanya. I told y'all this shit years ago.
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Any of my children - they can then be puppets to my fiendish play to bring America back under English control ... muhahahaha ...
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I vote Weird Al.
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Feingold as Dictator. I'd hate to see congress derail him! |
Honestly? Hillary Clinton.
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Sportsdigs had Capsicum as a candidate 2 weeks ago
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I'm so used to settling for the best worst option that I don't know my ideal candidate. I might bring Bill Clinton back, but there's probably somebody better out there.
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Me - but not as President, as king of the world; I'll get this sh** straightened out; just please look the other way when requested to...
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I don't want a King of the World who can't read ;) |
NPH (Neil Patrick Harris)
or (in stupid voice) MATT DAMON |
Ron Paul
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George Clooney! He'd make a handsome President!
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Matt Damon
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Martin Sheen, after all his West Wing experience he should be excellent at the job.
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Morgan Freeman
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Bill Belichick-
He's always right, and is excellent at using surveillance equipment. Perfect choice for America going forward. |
PICK YOUR NOSE!
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I second him - he plays a great God .... thats got to be a decent precedent for the role ;) |
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Since it's obviously not going to be that kind of thread, I'll go with Mark Cuban.
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Clint Eastwood
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I think the job requires a larger-than-life presence. That's what it takes to get people to listen these days. So I change my vote to Lily Allen's left ankle.
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Hah! Thanks. |
Hayden Fry.
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Roger Goodell, because he could just suspend congress for 4 sessions when they couldn't get the fucking budget balanced.
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He's posted twice in this thread, and nobody's nominated Pumpy yet? Plus, isn't Pumpy Day right around Inauguration Day anyway? Makes too much sense for it not to happen.
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Sorry. I didn't realize that this was a serious thread. In that case, I nominate the Hamburglar. Robble robble.
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Lloyd Carr... if only for the press conferences!
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Bob Bradley has proven that he can get average results with average talent.
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Paul Ryan
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Marco Rubio (he will be one day anyway)
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Not a bad pick at all. SI |
It actually was intended to be serious. Just curious who out there actually excites people in a Presidential manner.
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Cigars excite some people in a Presidential manner. |
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Couldn't agree more.. |
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Probably a solid choice. I have been watching him casually the past 6 years or so. He fills a void that Henry Cisneros left that was never filled. As we see the rise of the Hispanic majority over the next decade and more; someone like a Rubio or perhaps himself will be seen as a candidate that cross pollinates. (I know he has a Cuban background, but the Hispanic groups I know really are massively excited by him.) |
Ann Coulter
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And he has the experience of being the President in Deep Impact. |
I can't believe not 1 vote for Chuck Norris. :D
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