Female driver shaving genitals causes accident in Florida
 

Female driver shaving genitals causes accident in Florida

A 37-year-old woman in Florida has been charged with reckless driving after causing an accident because she was distracted as she shaved her pubic hair.
Editor's note: A follow-up to this article can be found, here.
She was also charged with with driving with a revoked license, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance according to keynews.com.
The Florida Highway Patrol says a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.
Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, was travelling southbound in her Thunderbird at 11 a.m. on Tuesday, March 1 when she slammed into the back of a 2006 Chevrolet pickup driven by David Schoff of Palm Bay. Schoff had slowed to about 5 mph in preparation for making a left-hand turn when the Thunderbird rear-ended him while travelling about 45 mph according to Florida State Troopers.
Trooper Gary Dunick described the incident as the most bizarre in his career:

She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit. If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it.

After the accident, Barnes reportedly continued to drive for approximately half of a mile before stopping. Initially, her ex-husband Charles Judy claimed to be driving and insisted Barnes was in the passenger seat. The ruse was quickly discovered by investigators.
Additional charges were added because only the day before Barnes had been convicted of impaired driving, her license had been suspended and she had been ordered to keep her Thunderbird off the road. Riptide, the Miami New Times blog, has labelled Barnes, 'Pubic Enemy Number One.'

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haven't we had this posted 3 or 4 times as "new"

Whatever you guys do, don't click the link. Just imagine she is someone you would want to see in this situation. Don't even be curious.

I should have listened. I am amazed that woman is a year older than me, she looks 20 years older.

I couldn't resist. :lol: OMG

Post pix pl...


Nevermind.

Bitch going down ! Or the bitch gets off scott free........

The road to love is shaved with good intentions.

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Wait a minute. Her ex-husband was holding the wheel while she shaved her pubes before meeting her boyfriend? I don't have anywhere near that complicated a life.

They could have done without the "in Florida" part. We already knew that's where this would happen.

:lol:

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

I don't understand what could cause someone to get in a situation with her where she would need to shave her genitals.

Low standards...

You missed the part where she was going to see her boyfriend?

She has good time management skills. This is actually one of the lesser-known habits of highly successful people.

Where do you even begin to count the oddities to this story?

Woman decides to shave herself while driving... check

Passenger volunteers to drive while she does this, not to actually drive but to hold the steering wheel... check

Neither see this as a bad idea... check

Passenger is the woman's ex-husband... check

Woman is going to see her boyfriend... check

Ex-husband volunteers to take the wheel of a moving car while his ex-wife sits in the driver's seat to shave herself for a date with her boyfriend... check



(I thought this was going to be about a trucker getting into an accident because he saw a woman doing this)

Was going to say the same thing. :D

Why did they use a stock photo of Kurt Cobain?

This thread wasn't complete without a post from you :D

For real. This is from March of 2010. She's had to shave several times since then.

Can they just shoot this bitch?

After a weeks hiatus, how could I resist? :)