Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 63: Zooey Deschanel
 

I wasn't too far off with my 78% prediction for Ms. Chriqui, she was able to get 82.78% in a hard fought battle for hotness. Now whose the New Girl? Oh it's Zooey Deschanel! Star of some movies and now a star of her own show "The New Girl" Tuesday nights on FOX at 9PM or 8PM central. My prediction is although she is cute, she won't get everyone's loins going and she will end up around 71%

reserved for punching people in the face because zooey is not a damn name

spoiler alert redkinggold is attracted to people with stupid names

-pumpy

Big crush on Zooey. She's the kind of girl I'm personally most attracted to.

Cute but not hot. And what the hell is the deal with her hands in the air in these pics?

I'm not 100% sure if the picture of her in the pink dress is actually Zooey or the girl from Bones... someone needs to post that graphic that shows the 9 celebrities that look exactly alike that includes Zooey.

The girl from Bones is her sister.

Straight fugly.

And annoying as hell.

Oh shit, no wonder they look alike, that doesn't explain Katy Perry though...

Emily is definitely the hotter sister. Something about the eyes and the constant deer-in-the-headlights look that makes me say not.

My absolute #1.

Good God no. I use to think she was cute as hell in pictures, but when I saw that TV show New Chick ... omg ... absolutely not hot, and has a voice like a drunk robot.

Cute, not hot. Also annoying. Stop singing woman.

she looks more like #2 to me
oh snap

Nope

...

:lol:

Definitely a No.

WE SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS*



*I will fill your vagina with poison cement

I am very worried about the people on this board if they think she is not hot. Pretty face, beautiful eyes, smoking body, all checks. WTH?

hi ho
hi ho
it's off to lake fuck we go

Passable body. Other than that.....drunken robot with downs syndrome.

She's not hot to me. In my town, there are at least a hundred guys who look just like her. She ain't all that.

I think she's hot as a brunette, but does nothing for me in that pic with blonde hair. And I normally prefer blondes. Weird.

+1

I love dark hair, but I actually thought she looked great in that picture as a blonde. Mindf*ck!

I may have underestimated my %, I'd like to restrike my prediction at 54%.

Really? Huh. Had no idea. Never saw the show, never knew the name, all I've seen is the commercials.

For several years, I've tried to wrap my mind around the fact that the lead chick from Bones looks stunningly similar to the lead chick from Silk Stalkings, a show that is basically the precursor of Bones (man/woman cop team solves murders together, falls in love several seasons in), and now THIS?




Just don't, um, look at Mitzi Kapture NOW.

Holy CRAP!!!

(still looks better than the Daschenel sisters, though [even combined])

Cute, but not hot.

She kinda looks like a cross between a fat Rizzo from Grease and an old Justine Bateman now.

A few months back I probably would have said "Cute, but not hot", but after seeing New Girl I have to say "Annoying".

Her sister is far better looking (though I am not sure if I would describe her as hot)

was a silk stalking fan as well and never expected to see that decline in hotness. HOLY SHIT!

Jeez guys. Well let's try this.

Just don't, um, send me $1,000.

I loved that show. As ridiculous as it was (Captain Lipshitz, etc.), they pushed the boundaries just about as far as anyone back in the early-mid 90s. The plotlines for CSI and other shows have nothing on the stuff they were showing a decade earlier. If there wasn't a stripper or lesbian somehow involved with the murder, it was a disappointment.

I am going to vote "Not Hot" based on the fact that I do not find her hot.

This makes absolutely no sense. Can someone box Suicane for a few days?

This is one I can understand a Not vote for, since she's definitely more in the Cute/Pretty zone than Hot. But black haired, blue-eyed girls are my Kryptonite, and while I wouldn't describe her as Hot she deserves some hot, hot loving. I would pick her as a date over most of the other chicks in these polls. So Hot!

If there is visible cleavage it's Katy Perry.

I'm actually surprised it's going this low but considering the showings of Kat Dennings and Emma Stone I guess anything is possible.

After a quick skim, I can say I find her far less attractive than everyone on the historical list.

Another one that it's about the eyes. You have to like those big wide eyes I think to be into her.

Funny, I find her more attractive than 9 of the top 10.

We are approaching 50% Katy Perry pictures ITT already.

I typed "Zooey Deschanel" sexy into Google Images and it came back with

Your search - "Zooey Deschanel" sexy - did not match any documents.

Should have put her hot sister up instead.

I think she is pretty, just not "hot".

Which ones do you think are Katy? I don't see any.

I don't think her sister's very attractive at all.