Great movie lines
 

Sure, there have been more popular/famous movie lines. There have been touching heart pullers, some wicked awesome tough guy lines, even some random stuff that just was so smooth within it's context (ie - nearly everything that came out of Doc Hollidays mouth in Tombstone) ..

Anyway, I think this one was my favorite. The 17 year old working boy in me still dreams of such a great exit.

NSFW-L (F-Bombs)

I drop that line all the time at my serving job when I am with a group of coworkers. Classic.

One time, the girl I pointed to with the You're Cool, actually gave me a thumbs up. I wanted to kiss her.

Not a great start for this thread.

I don't remember the cat playing the piano in Tombstone.

Must be part of the director's cut or blue ray release or something.

I've always enjoyed this line from The Social Network.

every line in Fletch and Airplane

Tons of good ones from TSN.

You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.

I have to go study.
You don't have to study.
Why do you keep saying I don't have to study?
Because you go to BU!
I'm sorry you are not sufficiently impressed with my education.
I'm sorry I don't have a rowboat, so we're even.

" If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table then you are the sucker"

Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

"In the poker game of life, women are the rake, they are the fuckin rake.
"

"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps."

Maybe the greatest edited for tv line ever.

This thread fails to deliver. I expected so much more.

What movie is that from?

When this baby hits 88 mph, you're gonna see some serious shit.

Yeah, I have a question. Um, is this a God dam?

Coffee is for closers.

Third place is you're fired.

What do I know about diamonds?

Character 1: So, what are you Jacob? A faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfucking servant of God?

Jacob: A mean mmm mmm servant of God.

clint: are you a bounty hunter?

bad guy: a mans' got to make a living....

clint: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy....

I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.

There it is, I've found your clitoris! It is at the back of your throat!

this

I recognized this from the beavis and butthead movie instantly. Not sure whether to be proud or ashamed.

You used up all the glue... on purpose!

Sit your five-dollar ass down before I make change.

Nuke the site from orbit. It's the the only way to be sure.

And they've got a pool table too!

I use "left turn Clyde" all the time when directing my kids. One day they asked an I explained it was about a movie with an orangutan, but I just got some blank stares.

I also use "look kids, Big Ben, Parliamant" quite a bit when driving.

What's that?
Antidote.
To What?
The poison you just drank.
[evil laugh]

"Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'."

Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people "real life." She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.

in a row?!?!

This is practically a required quote whenever I find myself in a roundabout.

"You are a smelly pirate hooker."

"You look like a blueberry."

"Why don't you go back to your home on whore island?"

Easily one of my favorite Bruce Willis movies is The Last Boy Scout. It is a definite B- movie with all of the usual cliches of an action movie, downtrodden tough guy, shitty ex-wife, etc. but despite all of that, this movie is hilarious & well-timed with the (albeit cheesy) punch lines from beginning to end.

One of the best parts of the movie here..."You touch me again, I'll kill ya"

What is this!? A center for ants!?

Hail to the king, baby!

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

"I drink your milkshake!"

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist."

"How's that working out for you...being clever?"

Out of the way, peck!

"Hey, do you like apples?"

"Yeah."

"Well, I got her numba, how do you like them apples?"

"Charlie don't surf"

Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.

What the fuck is the internet.

Also, "that rug really tied the room together" and "Donnie, you're out of your element"

"You mess with those guys they'll lock you in a room somewhere and throw away the ROOM."

(please, someone know what movie that's from)