Rumors abound out of Best Korea
 

There are a flurry of rumors coming out that Kim Jong-Un has been assassinated. If true, the coup will make things very interesting in that part of the world.

Interesting, but not on MSNBC or CNN yet. It's just a Chinese Twitter rumor...but if true, it could be very interesting.

Un-Acceptable

Rumor based on "a lot of black cars surrounding the NK embassy in Beijing." OK.

Most Confusing Thread Title Ever.

I thought it was about Best Buy. Then I thought Kim Jong was UNassassinated. RTFM fail.

If this is true, does that mean he is now undead?

I'll get my coat...

His Wiki page hasn't been changed so that must mean he's not dead, or undead, or doubleplusgood undead.

"RIP Lil Kim" comments on Twitter in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ....

If true, this would be his last tweet

@KimJongNumberUn
I BEGGED MY FATHER / BUT HE WOULD NEVER LET ME / SEE NICKELBACK LIVE #sadhaiku

FUCK YOU HANS BRIX!!!!

stolen from a writer friend

and so the zombie uprising has begun...

Even before this news hit.

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/...est=latestnews

haha, omg NINJAS!

Joy.

So you're saying it was done by Dog the Bounty Hunter?

KimJongNumberUn @KimJongNumberUn
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Etiquette question: if your rocket fails do you still have to feed the scientists? Askin for a friend.

North Korea is not good at stuff.

I don't know why, but, that was extremely funny.

HOLY FUCK WOWWWWWWWW I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!!!!!!

Betya trump did it

actually i was merely thinking that kim has corona
(and not with lime)

I'm always thinking moscow mitch might have it

lol
what kinda stuff

Living, apparently.

Now S. Korea is saying they don't see any evidence that Kim is gravely ill.

He doesnt poop or pee. How could he die?

he esplode.

Katy Tury at NBC tweeted out that she had two US sources state he was brain dead after an issue with surgery. She deleted it but it does appear something might be up.

Hope the presumptive-dear-leader-to-be sister isn't quite as deranged.

It'll be a great day when NK finally opens up one day. I wonder if SK and others have planned for this eventuality and what to do when you get like 24M out of 25M NK who realize they've been lied to.

No chance NK ever opens up by joining with SK. China has contingency plans that even US military and intelligence have know about for decades if NK collapses. They would move in under guise of to stabilize and occupy NK as opposed to having a US supported SK move in.

She sounds like a piece of shit too.

Kim Yo-jong: the sister of Kim Jong-un, fast 'becoming his alter ego' | World news | The Guardian

Must be crazies are in the genes.

You know, if I ever became a dictator at let's say a mineral rich African country ... I would, of course, get my millions & billions stashed away in a swiss bank and/or reach out to the Ozark guy to launder/invest it.

But it would get to a point where enough is enough and I would sure as heck do my best for my people.

A Chinese news agency is reporting he's dead. Reports are he collapsed while on a visit in a rural part of the country and an attempt to save him with a stent went badly. Chinese doctors were flown in to advise and one of those doctors is supposedly the source.

yikes! stents can do some damage for sure!

North Korea or The Office?

Yeah, if true I can only imagine the medical team fearing for their lives.

However SK is apparently saying nothing is wrong with the crazy kid. I can easily believe the crazy kid is self isolating from the coronavirus and just playing games. But I do hope he's out of the way and maybe, just maybe his sister/half-brother etc. can be a better leader.

NK activist also says he's fine.

The most cowardly and selfish dictator Kim Jong Un is not dead or even sick according to my source. He is hiding out in a fear of getting a Corona virus. Despite lying to the world that there is a zero case of Corona virus, it has been spreading uncontrollably within North Korea pic.twitter.com/8OBP6KolNA

— Yeonmi Park(박연미) (@YeonmiParkNK) April 26, 2020

Maybe he took Trump's advice and the so-called sarcasm was a cover up. The president of the USA is brilliant after all?

There's enough recent news & appearances about the crazy kid now so it seems his disappearance was much ado about nothing unfortunately.

I think they were right about him hiding from Covid. In retrospect, that is the most logical answer. Or he got sick himself and recovered. He is a deity, so he can't be sick.

Interesting that she felt empowered (or was told by brother) to speak out. Either is unusual.

Kim Jong Un's sister threatens military action against Seoul over declining relations | TheHill

which korea is best again? I forget

More death rumors?

Last I heard he wanted to kill dogs

Katy Perry says No

left shark says maybe