Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 88: Katy Perry
 

The hiatus is over! Zoe Saldana scored a 44.71% and she would probably love to a take a time machine back and not be voted on, but it's now set in stone. Next up on Celebrity Hot or Not is Katy Perry, the big eyed, big boobed popstar. How will she fair? I'm saying she will be on the hot side around 70%, although I can see the possibility of more upside due to her large assets.

Easy NOT

Goofy like Zooey.

Deschanel that is :P.

She is a bigger boobed Zooey.

I agree with this.

Except while she resembles Zooey, she lacks the actually pleasant balance of features Zooey has. I think Katy is totally overrated. Her face is pretty much unattractive, especially as she usually has about a foot of makeup on it, and she's just making a living on her boobs. That top left picture is one of the few where she looks nice all together. I think with a different style maybe she'd come across as hotter rather than plastic.

The reason for the pound of makeup is acne scarring...pass it on

...caused by wearing pounds of makeup :D

I abhor her music and her persona but when you get down to it she is an attractive girl without all the makeup and glitz. Too bad she's hardly ever without all of that.

Here come the bashers!

Isn't that last one Kim Kardashian without makeup?

Not Katy Perry. That is possibly Kim Kardashian. (and no I'm not going to spell check her name...).

She likes West Ham. hot.

shes fuggly. and shes a bible beater!

Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - Dear Katy Perry | VICE

Oh and I can post this again. Brilliance.

Wtf is this? Not even the same color eyes.

*shrug* Just googled "Katy Perry without makeup" and got those pics. It's funny that it's hard to tell on some of them so I just posted what I found. Deleted the last one. So we can all take a deep breath and STFU.

Not at all. I was answering the question about what she looked like without makeup. It's a fair part of the equation considering how MUCH makeup Perry wears.

And the answer to the equation is of course...because she NEEDS 10 pounds of makeup to cover up the 10 pounds of ugly :D

I don't think her face is ugly but it's undeniably plain. So I think this vote comes down to how much boobs weigh into your Hot algorithm.

Easily noticeable that it's Kim Kardashian. She could have been listed due to an article showing famous women without makeup and her and Kathy were listed.

I say no even though her with proper makeup on can be rather stunning.

put a bag on her head and have a go, her body is smokin hot and im desperate, so it a hot for me


a minus is she did it with that sleazy comedian she married,

I saw her on a rerun of The Graham Norton Show and she seemed plenty hot to me in her red and white dress.

Not if you don't know what Kim looks like. :D And it fooled me because comparing it to the previous picture, she has the same shape of face.


Yup. THere were other non-Katy's that popped up too. I was using google images too so didn't see any words.


Agreed to an extent EXCEPT for the Spider eyelashes. Those creep me the hell out. It's like they want to conjure up images of Morticia Adams or Elvira or something. I do find Perry entertaining as kind of a cartoon character type, but far from hot.

Average.

These tits are far from average IMO

fixed that for you:

Easily not.

boobs on the face!

Her boobs are too big and round for me to enjoy, because I am a sophisticated man.

Just barely tips the meter to hot for me.

Nice body and very average face. It would ultimately come down to personality, which I dont really have much of an idea of, so...

nice body + average face = just slightly hot (but hot it is!)

Stay thirsty, my friend...

Yes. I have a thing for blue haired freaks with big tits.

Never really did anything for me until the California Gurls video came out. That shifted the opinion to HOT.

Say, stevew, what's the best way to defeat Snoop Dogg's evil gummy bear army?

Whipped cream shooting titties?

/agreed. For some reason, this video melts my popsicle.

Ohhhh yeahhhhh

BOW BOW

(chick-chicka-chick-aaah)

Bingo.


Couldn't have said it better myself.

The best part of the video is Snoop Dogg. She's not even the hottest chick in the video.

...and that's probably not photoshopped.

Of course. Snoop Dogg is the best part of anything he does. If we were doing a Cool or Not, that dude would lock in at 100%. If we ran a Cool or Not 64 Tourney, he'd slide into the finals with 100%-0 wins all the way. (Until the finals, where he'd obviously match up with Pumpy - and, then .. well, who knows what'd happen.)

I personally, think she's the hottest chick in that video - but the girl with short, white hair and the girl with the red & white bikini are close, I can see where taste would come into play.

Although, a girl not being the hottest girl in her own music video isn't saying much. As, other video girls are usually professional models and dancers - and are often hot.

I guess I'm saying .. you're comments really point to nothing in a discussion of whether or not Katy Perry is Hot or Not.

Katy Perry has a killer rack, yes. But so do a ton of ugly chicks. A killer rack is a great tie-breaker, but not in itself enough to classify a chick as hot or not. Outside of when she's hotted up for a film clip Katy Perry herself is a 6-7 on my 10pt scale. Looking at the pics of her above, I could imagine maybe 10 girls on my floor at work who would look hotter than her if done up the same way, so yeah, it's a 'no' for me.

And there it is: the "I see dozens of girls hotter than her at my job/at my school/on my street/at the local supermarket/etc"....

FOFC cracks me up. :)