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cuervo72 05-30-2012 02:40 PM

IWS #192: Results
 
1. Name a vegetable that is not generally considered "green."

17 tomato
14 carrot
4 potato
3 corn
1 eggplant
1 lettuce
1 onion
1 beet

Two horse race here. A few did note in their entries that a tomato was not technically a vegetable, but hey, this is Stupid we're talking here. Mildly surprised corn didn't have a better showing.

2. Name a prepared food which, while possibly containing ingredients that have been cooked, is generally not thought of as being cooked.

15 salad
12 sushi
5 sandwich
2 cake
2 ice cream
1 cereal
1 potato salad
1 nachos
1 frozen pizza
1 jello
1 tofu

Another question where if you didn't have one of the top two choices, you had no chance. I actually had sushi in mind when phrasing the question -- it's typically thought of as raw, but the rice itself HAS been cooked. I didn't even think of salad, which is funny considering I have them all the time. For scoring I considered 'potato salad' to be an intrinsically different beast.

3. Name a type of "cake" which is not a cake in the traditional baking sense (egg/sugar/flour mixture cooked in an oven, etc.). This need not be edible.

11 pancake
8 urinal/toilet cake
7 cheesecake
5 fruit cake
2 beefcake
2 Cake (band)
2 rice cake
1 cocaine cake
1 ice cream cake
1 meatloaf
1 patty-cake

This question was actually inspired by an odd craving I had for funnel cake (though I'd have gone with urinal, myself). I'm a little surprised the band only had two votes.

4. Name a condiment that might not be found at a typical sports arena.

9 mayo
6 soy sauce
5 salsa
3 horseradish
2 pepper
2 ranch
2 relish
2 steak sauce
1 bbq sauce
1 capers
1 Grey Poupon
1 honey
1 honey mustard
1 hot sauce
1 mustard
1 pickles
1 sauerkraut
1 syrup
1 tartar sauce

Wow, now THAT is a spread. I'm actually a little surprised mayo won here, as I'd guess that any park serving burgers might have mayo (I think my minor league stadium does). But as it's not one of the big hot dog toppers, it is a logical choice.

5. Name a food or drink that men, in general, do not consume.

9 quiche
5 wine
5 wine cooler
4 cosmopolitan
2 salad
2 tea
2 daiquiri
1 appletini
1 Bailey's
1 cottage cheese
1 margaritas
1 martini
1 milk
1 mimosa
1 onion
1 slimfast
1 tofu
1 vegetables
1 water
1 yogurt

I actually went to great lengths to NOT phrase this question as "Name a food that real men don't eat." But, that's really what I had in mind here. All of you who still came through with quiche, congrats. And, you're old. I considered 'wine' and 'wine cooler' to be separate answers because, well, they're completely different drinks. Oh, and Dark Cloud and Lathum - you've been called out.

6. Give the name of a food which contains each of the letters "n", "o", and "t". These letters may appear multiple times and may be in any order.

11 doughnut/donut/dough knot
4 wonton/wonton soup
2 cantaloupe
2 cotton candy
2 mutton
2 pomegranate
2 rigatoni
2 t-bone
2 watermelon
1 cheese on toast
1 coconut
1 fig newton
1 garlic knot
1 hot dong
1 I Can't Believe It's Not Butter [ed: of 69?]
1 manicotti
1 nothing
1 nougat
1 pinto beans
1 rotini
1 tenderloin
1 tuna noodle casserole

I rather expected that question to be a mess, but a rather strong contingent focused in on Homer's passion. I was fairly forgiving here, grouping all spellings (even "dough knot", which I would actually guess had more of a garlic knot in mind). I did the same for wonton/wonton soup.

But uh, "hot dong"? Really??


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***The Results***

Well, hot diggity dong:

Warhammer 4 0.00%


Guys, this was IWS, not MMR:

Alf 105 0.00%
Dodgerchick 192 0.01%
Toddzilla 238 0.01%
MIJB#19 255 0.01%
Grover 300 0.01%
mauboy1 308 0.01%
Mustang 528 0.02%
korme 952 0.04%


Solid outing, but need to eat their vegetables for next time:

Abe Sargent 1200 0.05%
RendeR 1848 0.07%
Marc Vaughan 1870 0.07%
EagleFan 2160 0.09%
britrock88 2520 0.10%
kcchief19 2835 0.11%
Chief Rum 2880 0.12%
corbes 3080 0.12%
nilodor 3366 0.13%
tyketime 5040 0.20%
claphamsa 5040 0.20%
Coffee Warlord 8160 0.33%
TRO 9240 0.37%
wade moore 10200 0.41%
Julio Riddols 13440 0.54%
Sublime 2 13860 0.55%
PurdueBrad 16320 0.65%
Barkeep49 16320 0.65%
Pyser 19008 0.76%


In the running, but didn't quite cut the...mayo:

QuikSand 41580 1.66%
Logan 44880 1.80%
CrimsonFox 45360 1.81%
albionmoonlight 98736 3.95%
Butter of 69 102850 4.12%
Subby 110160 4.41%
Masked 124740 4.99%
chesapeake 151200 6.05%
Dark Cloud 168300 6.73%
Morgado 277200 11.09%
Karlifornia 294525 11.78%


Doesn't eat no girly food:

Suburban Rhythm 623700 24.96%


Crushed it, but didn't quite take the cake:

DanGarion 1454112 58.18%


Your winnar and now FIVE-TIME IWS Champion:

digamma 1590435 63.64%


Congrats digamma! Thanks for participating all, sorry if some of the questions were a little rough but I thought this was a fun one. PEACE.

QuikSand 05-30-2012 02:49 PM

Interesting questions - I was sure I had botched more than two of them. Spent forever on the n-o-t one, it seemed, only to blow it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo72 (Post 2662916)
Crushed it, but didn't quite take the cake:


Awesomeness.

albionmoonlight 05-30-2012 02:50 PM

Thanks for running it. Fun questions. I was killed by the Grey Poupon thing. Classing overthinking on my part.

stevew 05-30-2012 02:53 PM

nice to see urinal cake get some love.

Subby 05-30-2012 02:55 PM

In the lead maybe and then MASSIVELY whiffed on N-O-T. :\

rigatoni? really?

Butter 05-30-2012 02:57 PM

I got #5 after I had already submitted wine, but I missed so badly on #2, it made no difference.

Logan 05-30-2012 03:09 PM

Can't believe I whiffed so bad on donuts. I had no idea on #5 so I went with salad, even though I eat them all the time.

Pyser 05-30-2012 03:31 PM

loved these questions

Suburban Rhythm 05-30-2012 04:17 PM

My best ever IWS showing...fruit cake burned me...

Sublime 2 05-30-2012 04:21 PM

Fun questions.

Why rigatoni? I'll never know.

Grover 05-30-2012 04:29 PM

Did not finish last. Awesome. That was my goal.

Young Drachma 05-30-2012 04:31 PM

Did about what I expected. Nice work digummah.

Warhammer 05-30-2012 04:49 PM

The letters just stuck in my head. I thought of hot dong, and couldn't stop giggling, which turned into maniacal laughter. I tried waiting a bit, but then came back and thought of hot dong, so I went with it.

MIJB#19 05-30-2012 05:02 PM

[slap head] donuts and pancakes!

But then, I would have never guessed mayo as being irregular..

Young Drachma 05-30-2012 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIJB#19 (Post 2662984)
[slap head] donuts and pancakes!

But then, I would have never guessed mayo as being irregular..


Me neither.

claphamsa 05-30-2012 06:41 PM

wow I suck!

and who the hell eats cottage cheese....

DanGarion 05-30-2012 06:44 PM

Damn you salad and pancakes, my Achilles heel!

Mustang 05-30-2012 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew (Post 2662925)
nice to see urinal cake get some love.


I thought that with him putting 'may or may not be edible' that urinal would win...

wade moore 05-31-2012 06:58 AM

I really fell big time on #6 with Garlic Knot, but I too am surprised to see Mayo - that is a typical condiment at ballparks to me.

CrimsonFox 05-31-2012 07:05 AM

I was doing great until donut. Can't believe I didn't think of that.
All I could think of was cantaloupe. Glad Sushi came to me finally as before that all I could think of was shrimp cocktail which I knew wouldn't do it.

Logan 05-31-2012 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrimsonFox (Post 2663369)
I was doing great until donut. Can't believe I didn't think of that.
All I could think of was cantaloupe. Glad Sushi came to me finally as before that all I could think of was shrimp cocktail which I knew wouldn't do it.


I was your fellow cantalouper.

CrimsonFox 05-31-2012 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logan (Post 2663373)
I was your fellow cantalouper.


highfive!

I can't believe mayo won. I see mayo everywhere :P

I said horseradish. Soysauce was a graet answer tho too.

Coffee Warlord 05-31-2012 08:02 AM

Damn you, doughnuts and pancakes. Damn you.

At least I decided to be stupid and go with tomato.

RendeR 05-31-2012 10:53 AM

Tomato is NOT a vegetable. its a citrus fruit. Recalculate please ;)

korme 06-03-2012 06:31 PM

This was a great IWS, it really made me think

digamma 06-03-2012 10:56 PM

Thanks cuervo. Been out of town. Will get a new one up this week.


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