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She is not a member of the weaker sex

http://www.shelbystar.com/articles/w...squeezing.html

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A 35-year-old Shelby woman is accused of squeezing a man’s testicle out of his scrotum this weekend, according to a Shelby Police report.

Police charged Joyce Maxine Gregory with malicious castration and assault inflicting serious bodily injury.

Gregory and a 59-year-old Shelby man argued early Saturday morning at a home on Bowman Street, according to a Shelby Police report. The man told police he went outside to call 911 after the confrontation.

The man said Gregory came outside and grabbed him by his scrotum before he was able to jerk away from her grip, the report states. Then, the man walked to the Shelby Rescue Squad building for help. He was taken to Cleveland Regional Medical Center. A hospital urologist told police stitches could repair the man’s injury, according to the report.

Police officers on the scene went back to search the Bowman Street home. They found Gregory inside and arrested her.

While inside an officer’s patrol car, Gregory removed her pants and urinated in the back seat, according to the report. She was taken to the magistrate’s office at the Cleveland County Courthouse after the incident.

Gregory was booked into the Cleveland County Detention Center. She is being held without bond, according to the Cleveland County Sheriff’s Office website.

— Alicia Banks

This is an act of the result of a special type of anger (or drugs)

Ball-Flex. Coming to a gym near you!

Of course that would happen 20 miles from my house. LOL

Here is another story with a photo of the attacker, lo.

Joyce Maxine Gregory Charged with Malicious Castration

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The man said Gregory came outside and grabbed him by his scrotum before he was able to jerk away from her grip

Nice work.

Did I pass or fail the race test because I pictured a white woman doing this?

I pictured a methed out, toothless, frizzy haired, potentially overweight white woman.

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Originally Posted by Grover (Post 2669288)

I pictured a methed out, toothless, frizzy haired, potentially overweight white woman.

Don't forget the stained, white spaghetti strap to.

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malicious castration

I wonder how common this was before there was a law against it???

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Originally Posted by Shepp (Post 2669302)

I wonder how common this was before there was a law against it???

It only takes one publicized instance for every male in the state to wince, cross their legs, and say "ILLEGAL" in an incredibly rapid manner.

If it never happens, you don't think about it. If it happens once, you become incredibly interested in deterring it from ever happening again.

Unless, y'know, you're a female who likes to crush scrotes.

It's really only right that SackAttack posted in this thread.

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Originally Posted by Shepp (Post 2669302)

I wonder how common this was before there was a law against it???

I'm sure it wasn't filibustered and passed with a unanimous vote. Of course, I'm assuming this was passed before women were elected to office.