| britrock88 |
07-21-2012 03:42 PM |
So that no one has to click the link...
Quote:
PumpyTudors [observer] "MRobot is about to get served."
MRobot said, "when did i make a name for myself?"
MRobot said, "i got random scrubs commenting in observer"
MRobot said, "that guy kept raising"
MRobot said, "you kept folding"
MRobot said, "and i kept beating the raiser"
MRobot said, "unless you guys were working together"
MRobot said, "dont see why youre mad at me"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "I've got nothing against you personally. I've been asked to find you. I do it for the cash."
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "And the sport."
MRobot said, "are you kidding?"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "I'm not a clown."
MRobot said, "you were just losing in a 25 cent/ 50 cent ring game"
MRobot said, "whos gonna hire you?"
MRobot said, "a retarded kid?"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Just doing my job, man."
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "I'm a hired gun. I've been commissioned to find you and take your money. Keep playing tournaments and you're safe. Otherwise, I will find you."
MRobot said, "dude"
MRobot said, "you folded every hand last cash game i was with you"
MRobot said, "no one hired you dude"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "So you say."
MRobot said, "instead of hiring retarded nano limit bountyhunters"
MRobot said, "that guy should work on his game"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Maybe he's not the person who hired me."
MRobot said, "hahahahahaha STOP"
MRobot said, "im crackin up"
MRobot said, "the ones i have on you wont be flattering"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "No need to preach poker theory or pokertracker stats to me. You won't teach me anything I don't know."
MRobot said, "let me look up yours real fast"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "You have 31 hands on me. Small samples mean nothing."
MRobot said, "31 hand, with no pots won"
MRobot said, "if it didn't disturb me that a .25/.50 player was being targeted"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Hey, I didn't choose you. Somebody else did."
MRobot said, "how can you bounty hunt someone in a ring game?"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "No, because that would cost me money. I'm not an idiot."
MRobot said, "...then youre going to hope yopu have a monster when I';m in a pot?"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "If you don't hide, I'll have some of your money. All I care about is the job. Call me all the names you want."
MRobot said, "that's not even sound poker theory?"
MRobot said, "do you win a tshirt if you bust me?"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Does it matter?"
MRobot said, "i think so"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Yes. I win a t-shirt. I do it all for a t-shirt. Oh ho ho ho, you got me."
MRobot said, "a retarded kid named "Pumpy Tudors" is bounty hunting me in 25cent/50cent ring games"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "It's just business, man. I just wanted to alert you."
MRobot said, "so you plan to play enough hands with me"
MRobot said, "and win enough"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "As many as it takes." MRobot said, "to crush mbankroll?"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "When I hit a specific number, the job is done."
MRobot said, "it all seems absurd"
MRobot said, "some guy would hire you"
MRobot said, "to get his $2.75 back"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Maybe it wasn't him."
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Perhaps you've, uh, wronged somebody in the past."
MRobot said, "it would be theoreticlly almost impossible"
MRobot said, "for 1 player"
MRobot said, "to bust another"
MRobot said, "in a ring game"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "I never said that I was going to bust you."
MRobot said, "thanks for alerting me though"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Sure thing! "
MRobot said, "you're a true gentleman in the bounty hunter guild"
MRobot said, "hahahahahahahaha"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "Do you have stairs in your house?"
MRobot said, "no"
PumpyTudors [observer] said, "OK."
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