The thread that serves but one purpose...
 

To entertain Chief Rum.

No jugs, please.

I believe that's acceptable, but only because she's partially covering them with her hands.

triple X jugs!

OH THANK GOD!!!

This is bullshit. I want my own personal amusement thread.

With 150% more jugs.

Okay this isn't working. Maybe we should all chime in with different ways we appreciate Chief Rum.

I'll start.

I appreciate Chief Rum because whenever I read his name, I think about a Chief offering me some rum...and I like that.

Which one does Chief use?

Did somebody mention jugs?

He must have big hands.

Anybody fudge any bank statements lately? That's what we could use, some kind of big poster drama that involves dishonesty and/or stupidity.

I'm so suing.

That could be the future of football. No more strong arm QBs... Now, you have a guy who throws precision passes using the JUGS machine! Maybe mount it on a Segway or something.

Oooooooh shit.

Apparently that's the new Total Recall girl. Another %*$#(W&* remake, of course.

I can't quite put my finger on it, but, something isn't quite right...

I'm decently entertained by this thread.

If I remember correctly, Chief had an interesting dating dilemma in the online dating thread...

It's rather uninteresting now. None of those girls are around, and now I just have my Emily. We're doing good. :)

Hi Emily!

Emily looking good in preseason.

Chief Running Mouth

And PG13, so you know, no nudity. Which means I will not be seeing the new Total Recall.

Are 3 fake boobs really that much better than 2 fake boobs? Naked or not?

Obviously.

Nope...boobage was on display...