Could you outdrink a bear?
 

Maybe one of the cubs. Also good to know that bears can tear the walls off cabins.

Bear family consumes 100 cans of beer - UPI.com

In fairness, the bear's mass advantage means it could probably drink anybody here under the table.

...and then Goldilocks tried the first beer and said, "This beer tastes like watered down horse piss!"

So Goldilocks tried the second beer and said, "This beer is skunked!"

And then Goldilocks tried the third beer and it was juuuust right...

...and after a few more cans she passed out.

I've had this happen. I was at a cabin up in Canada that was a frequent place where bears visit. A guy that was along with us left his cooler full of beer outside while we went fishing and by the time we had gotten back a bear knocked over the cooler and bit holes through all the beer in the cooler.

That's why you take glass bottles of liquor to places bears go.

fail on the thread title

should have been

can you out beer a bear?

Not sure about beer but my favorite TV moment of all-time was when Kobayashi had a hot-dog eating contest against a bear.

That is all.

Words to live by. Words to live by :D

SI

I'd have a fighting chance of outdrinking a black bear. Grizzly or brown though, forget about it.

This contest would not go well for me. About half way through I'd notice i was losing, and suddenly remember how tough i was. Then I'd have to fight the bear.