Your Delta Tau Chi Nickname
 

On a lighter note . . .

Bluto: (Speaking to Kent Dorfman) Dorfman . . .I've given this a lot of thought . . . from now on your Delta Tau Chi nickname is COLOSSAL FLOUNDER.

Bluto: (Speaking to Fritz) Fritz from now on your Delta Tau Chi nickname is (as Bluto pulls a trout from his rectum . . . handing the brown sad looking trout to Fritz) COLOSSSAL TROUT.

ah, but my Sigma Tau Gamma nickname is already Lumpy. I can't have two.

So Fritz is a Lumpy, Colossal Trout?

sadly, yes.

if it makes you feel better, my trout is also colossal and lumpy.

colossal and lumpy trouts of the world unite!