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AlexB 08-26-2012 05:19 PM
We're not very good at spotting large cats
 
The last time this happened

BBC News - Police investigate 'lion' spotted in a field in Essex

it turned out to be this

BBC News - Appeal to trace tiger toy owner after police alert

Draft Dodger 08-26-2012 05:49 PM
that actually looks pretty realistic

M GO BLUE!!! 08-26-2012 07:15 PM
I want one!

M GO BLUE!!! 08-26-2012 07:19 PM
Oh, and if that were in the US they would have shot the toy with a dart, the owners would have claimed it, their kid would have caught a cold at school, then the parents would have sued the police for shooting the toy with a tranq that got the kid sick & they would have won $14.5mil. They would then have blown it on cigs, beer and at the casino and been back on food stamps in their trailer park.

aston217 08-26-2012 09:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!! (Post 2707119)
Oh, and if that were in the US they would have shot the toy with a dart, the owners would have claimed it, their kid would have caught a cold at school, then the parents would have sued the police for shooting the toy with a tranq that got the kid sick & they would have won $14.5mil. They would then have blown it on cigs, beer and at the casino and been back on food stamps in their trailer park.

HA, nice imagination.

cuervo72 08-27-2012 09:02 AM
We've become too trained at spotting raptors, is why.

DougW 08-27-2012 09:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!! (Post 2707119)
Oh, and if that were in the US they would have shot the toy with a dart, the owners would have claimed it, their kid would have caught a cold at school, then the parents would have sued the police for shooting the toy with a tranq that got the kid sick & they would have won $14.5mil. They would then have blown it on cigs, beer and at the casino and been back on food stamps in their trailer park.

Funny or Spot On ... I can't decide.

EagleFan 08-27-2012 09:47 AM
"Hit it with a dart"

"I did, it still hasn't gone down!"

"It's just sitting there mocking us!"

"Hit it again!!! For the love of God, hit it again!!!!"

Two more darts fired.

"It didn't even flinch!!!! What kind of abomination is this?!?!?!"

M GO BLUE!!! 08-27-2012 12:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EagleFan (Post 2707357)
"Hit it with a dart"

"I did, it still hasn't gone down!"

"It's just sitting there mocking us!"

"Hit it again!!! For the love of God, hit it again!!!!"

Two more darts fired.

"It didn't even flinch!!!! What kind of abomination is this?!?!?!"

This is why they only let Deputy Fife carry one bullet.

SteveMax58 08-27-2012 12:19 PM

korme 08-27-2012 02:53 PM
You got a fuckin dart in your neck


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