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Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Your mama smells like 40-year-old wolf pussy.

This is getting crazy, I think we need a Yo mama forum.

Ksyrup -

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

Mmmmmmmm gravy

Your mother is so obese that she has rolls of fat.

So take THAT! :)

Yo mama is asinine.

Good ones. I'll have to remember this thread so that I can use some of these on someone whose mother isn't a size 4.

But hey, at least she's not dead!

My dad is portly, though, and balding. Whatcha got for him?

you are no fun. I am going to go play with Marmel instead.

Dads are no fun. Men just don't care.

My wife: "You're fat"

Me: "Yep. Pass the gravy."

Oh goody. :(

Hey Fritz, I'm no HM. But you should have already known that.