If I Started a Fake "Sanchebow" Twitter Account...
 

...would anyone follow it? I have been mulling this over.

Example:

@Sanchebow: Cleanliness is next to godliness (T, John 3:16)
@Sanchebow: And sexiness is right after that! You hear me, T? (M)

and

@Sanchebow: I just broke up with Eva. :( (M)
@Sanchebow: Eva was the first Woman. (T, John 3:16)
@Sanchebow: Eva was not my first woman! (M)

I'm in a weird mood today. Stupid Mondays.