The Sports Haiku Thread
 

I occasionally dabble in poetry, and I thought "Hey, maybe the fellas at FOFC would dig this too!"

So, with that said, I'm creating this thread for everyone to post their sports-driven haiku's. I'll give it a shot first, with some NFC West flair...

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Russell Wilson tries
Great at home, shit on the road
Alex just wins games

Poems that don't rhyme
Make no sense, no sense at all
To me poems rhyme

In the NFL
on any given sunday
dreams can live or die

Deep in the playoffs
Dallas Cowboys Destiny
December happens

Not a hockey fan
But if I was into it
I would not be pleased

Cobra Kai Football
Hasselbeck throws a big pick
Sweep the leg, baby

Purdue Boilers, (H)hope had
No talent, racks up losses
Time for a new coach

Kobe with a stare
The ax with a mighty swing
Might play some defense

Brett Favre has a dick
He took photos of it once
I know its old news

Tom Brady has rings
Joe Montana has one more
Brett Favre has a dick

Some say rings matter
Others claim statistics rule
But what about looks?

Brett Favre has a dick
Haiku FOFC style
We need more cowbell

Don't fear the Reaper
Seasons don't fear the reaper
All our times have come.

Five seven five is
the meter for haikus and
Haynesworth's forty time.

Rally thong is gone
Rally Zito has risen
The ring is the thing

The Aggies are up
Alabama D missing
Can they finish this?

Come on, A&M,
save the championship game
from the SEC!

My god it happened
David threw that fuckin' rock
And Goliath fell!