M/F/K Vol 1: The Other Woman(movie)
 

So apparently(from the commercials) Jaime Lannister is married to Leslie Mann. He's having an affair with Cameron Diaz. And when those two invariably find each other, they discover he's also boning Kate Upton

This seems like a great 3some of ladies for a round of Marry/Eff/Kill.

I think I'd marry Mann cause I've been in on her since the Cable Guy. Obviously Kate Upton is built for loving. Which means that Diaz regretfully gets popped.

Curious how other people think.

I think that's a pretty fair assessment. Would probably go the same route.

Same as you. I think Mann seems like a fun chick who is pretty hot but would also throw down some beers with you. I cant stand Diaz so that makes the other 2 easy.

Marry - Upton
Eff - Mann
Kill - Diaz

Once you marry them, there is no more f.

I'll take Upton and someonelse can take the rest.

Please. I've been married close to twenty-one years and there's still plenty of "eff". :devil:

If there's no F after marriage than Marry Diaz Fuck Upton Kill Mann. Then designate Upton and I's offspring as my heir and spend all my time at Upton's anyway, rendering the marriage to Diaz in name only.

If there's F after marriage then Marry Upton Fuck Diaz Kill Mann. Actually in that scenario, I'd just ignore Diaz and bone Upton all day every day.

Mary Kate Upton, Fuck Kate Upton, Kill myself fucking Kate Upton.

+1 :D

Regretfully? I would happily kill her.