Random Meth Question
 

So a surprising debate has erupted on my Facebook page about the following meth question someone's 3rd grader had on a test in the streets. I say surprising, because I think the answer is 100% obvious.

$50 is the sweet spot for meth. Enough to get blasted, not enough to OD.

Yeah, the generic pseudoephedrine tablets work just as well as Sudafed. Just always use straight ammonia, not a window cleaner with ammonia.

There's a Meth-od to cartman's madness.

I'm having trouble picking the right answer. But I'm not having trouble picking the scabs off of my face.

$Trouter White is obviously the wrong answer, because you have no need for a tooth whitening product when you suffer from meth mouth.

I'm a hundred percent sure one of my student's moms is a serious meth head. She's maybe 29 and looks 59 and is skinny enough she could probably hide in a piece of PVC pipe. I'll ask her the answer after school.

I'm a bit confused by the question. It seems to assume that 50 and 60 aren't the same even though they're both numbers. How can numbers be different?

Oh how delightful! Thank you.

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By the way, the correct answer is none of the above you psychos.

Because third graders don't have that much money so they're supposed to trade their parents jewelry for meth?

I don't know how to put this so that it wont seem weird, but does anybody want their dick sucked?

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You can suck it for $51

Don't want to scare you Suicane, but some folks round off to the nearest 10 inches.

Yeah we need that thanks button that other cool vbulletin sites have.