Not for the kiddies!
 

Friend of mine sent me this link, some funny stuff on it. Basically a guy griefing folks in sex chatrooms and such.

Some great stuff.

Cyber Griefer

:D

LOL

found this bit truely hilarious
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bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
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LMAO
:D :D :D :D

Funniest....Thing.....Ever

FUNNY FUNNY SHIT

-Aes-

going limp.
say it.
HARRRRR

omg, that's so funny. My eyes are crying because I'm laughing so hard.

That's so funny I want to make the "Rhinoceruses charge your ass" part my sig! QOTM at least!

read down

"J-Dogg: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm"

"J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness"

"Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
QT-Pie: A stripe?
Jdogg: I need a sandwich.
QT-Pie: You're a freak.
Jdogg: I was great. You loved it"

I'm dying here... somebody help... I've already pissed my bladder empty, but I can't stop convulsing from the laughter...

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUNNY ROFL!!!:D:D:D

OMFG, I can't believe how that was. I have tears in my eyes, and my stomach hurts from laughing. I especially like the robe and wizard hat. The Rino was classic. Too Damn Funny.

Damn... Now I'm gonna be saying, "HARRRR!" all day at work.

Holy crap that was funny.

Good link Calis!

He's cocky and funny.

Some of the funniest stuff I've read in years. :)

"It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass."


This is one of the funniest quotes I've ever read

Re: Not for the kiddies!
 

Damn! This is funny enough in its own right, but then you've got the Swedish chef stuff in between...

(hilarious cyber porn talk)

Vor bier der veer! Klorschnie var un fahrvegnugen!

(more hilarious cyber porn talk)

Ich bin ein Berliner!

(still more hilarious cyber porn talk)

Klak! Bak bak! Uben glieben glauben globen!

Sagolikt underhållande!! :D :D :D

HM at his finest

calis how the hell did you understand that language? But I will say one thing, I sure could go for some Papa Johns Pizza right now!!

Sorry, I just think that's hilarious. :D Is this stuff for real?

This is my favorite:

Girl: That was me back in may
Girl: I've lost weight since then.
Boy: I hope so

I still have the smile on my face from reading that.

fantastically funny

That shit is hella funny, :D Harrr!!!!!


:D

noop

Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.
Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6: It likes that.
J-Dogg: aight.
Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women...
J-Dogg: Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
Partner6: You dipshit.
J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.
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Great stuff!:D

Holy crap, this is one of the funniest things I have ever read!

This stuff isn't bad, but I think Doug Stanhope's stuff on www.baiting.org is much funnier.

Just my opinion, of course.

Pumpy Tudors- I have never heard of that site before, thanks for the link.

J-Dogg: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Partner7: What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
J-Dogg: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Partner7: whatever.

LOL!

:D

Ok, I went here and didn't think it was funny at all, but I wasn't looking at just the Doug Stanhope stuff, I've started going through his stuff and I'm freaking dying. Some of the funniest stuff I have ever seen.

Thanks for that link Pumpy Tudors- it rocks! :)

HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

going limp

That was hilarious.

Bump...someone asked about this...

He sees all.

I am scared now.

Oh Jebus...that was flippin' hilarious!!

We know what The Afoci did before coming here

Pretended to be a Japanese schoolgirl?

ahahahahaha. :D:D. poser seems to like the charging your ass part too. And the post right after, by herr Ormberg has some picture of the pizza??

ahhhh memories:D

This one still brings laughter tears to my eyes.


Todd

Holy shit! I've been laughing so hard that I now feel light-headed.

Doug Stanhope's still better.

This is the best link ever! :D I am dying over here.

chibul923
 

So this deserves to be in here. Good job, Suicane. chibul923 is some jackoff that has been spamming the world about his league.
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chibul923 (1:38:32 AM): hey, would you be interested in a new FOF MP league?
suicanecomcast (1:38:44 AM): I dunno, what kind of league is it?
chibul923 (1:38:56 AM): what do you mean?
suicanecomcast (1:39:10 AM): well
suicanecomcast (1:39:21 AM): real teams, fake teams, real rosters
suicanecomcast (1:39:24 AM): all that stuff
chibul923 (1:39:25 AM): oh sorry
chibul923 (1:39:28 AM): real teams and rosters
chibul923 (1:39:31 AM): two sims per week
chibul923 (1:39:42 AM): we'll use real draft files when we can, game-generated when we can't
suicanecomcast (1:39:56 AM): real draft files?
chibul923 (1:40:06 AM): yeah
chibul923 (1:40:09 AM): from the NFL drafts
suicanecomcast (1:40:17 AM): what year ya startin it in?
chibul923 (1:40:23 AM): 2004
suicanecomcast (1:40:58 AM): hmmm
suicanecomcast (1:41:04 AM): i may be interested
suicanecomcast (1:41:16 AM): but id like to have ray lewis and donovan mcnabb on my team
suicanecomcast (1:41:30 AM): will we be doing a draft
chibul923 (1:41:30 AM): they're not even on the same team in real life
chibul923 (1:41:31 AM): lol
chibul923 (1:41:33 AM): nah
suicanecomcast (1:41:36 AM): to start the league
suicanecomcast (1:41:37 AM): oh
chibul923 (1:41:38 AM): real rosters
suicanecomcast (1:42:07 AM): i like havin ray lewis cause he shoots motherfuckers
suicanecomcast (1:42:17 AM): you cant gameplan against that
chibul923 (1:42:32 AM): lol
suicanecomcast (1:42:34 AM): lemme think about though
chibul923 (1:42:42 AM): do you want the URL?
chibul923 (1:42:47 AM): we have 10 teams available
suicanecomcast (1:42:54 AM): which teams are available?
chibul923 (1:43:00 AM): hang on
chibul923 (1:46:28 AM): Arizona Cardinals
Baltimore Ravens
Buffalo Bills
Carolina Panthers
Cleveland Browns
Denver Broncos
Jacksonville Jaguars
New Orleans Saints
San Francisco 49ers
Seattle Seahawks
Washington Redskins
suicanecomcast (1:46:47 AM): cool, the ravens are available
suicanecomcast (1:46:52 AM): who owns the eagles?
chibul923 (1:47:10 AM): i'm not sure off the top of my head
chibul923 (1:47:12 AM): let me link you
chibul923 (1:47:16 AM): www.mindwipe.net/afl
suicanecomcast (1:47:31 AM): hey man, donovan mcnabb has a nice ass dont he?
chibul923 (1:47:48 AM): huh?
suicanecomcast (1:47:56 AM): im talkin a sweet ass
suicanecomcast (1:48:02 AM): for a QB
chibul923 (1:48:05 AM): uh
chibul923 (1:48:07 AM): i'm not gay
suicanecomcast (1:48:12 AM): me either
suicanecomcast (1:48:15 AM): im just sayin
suicanecomcast (1:48:22 AM): anyway
suicanecomcast (1:48:38 AM): yeah, ill take the Raiders
chibul923 (1:48:43 AM): awesome
chibul923 (1:48:51 AM): wait
chibul923 (1:48:54 AM): the raiders aren't available man
suicanecomcast (1:49:06 AM): hmmm
suicanecomcast (1:49:15 AM): i thought they wer eon the list
chibul923 (1:49:20 AM): no
suicanecomcast (1:49:24 AM): sorry, im a little drunk
suicanecomcast (1:49:30 AM): are you hot?
suicanecomcast (1:49:37 AM): you a chick?
chibul923 (1:49:40 AM): alright, leave me alone
suicanecomcast (1:50:07 AM): wait, i had the wrong window
suicanecomcast (1:50:33 AM): ill take the raiders
chibul923 (1:50:39 AM): the raiders aren't available
chibul923 (1:50:48 AM): if you don't want to join that's cool
suicanecomcast (1:50:53 AM): nah man, i do
chibul923 (1:51:17 AM): well, if so, check the available teams thread, and signup in the team signup thread
suicanecomcast (1:51:24 AM): k, whats the site?
chibul923 (1:51:32 AM): www.mindwipe.net/afl
suicanecomcast (1:51:36 AM): cool
suicanecomcast (1:51:48 AM): ray lewis gonna shoot some fuckers
suicanecomcast (1:52:10 AM): brian urhlacher aint shot a motherfucker in his life

That's beautiful.

Dola-

I just noticed that user "chibul" was reading this thread. :)