The List...if it really existed
 

Okay, time for something off topic and not serious at all. Everyone has talked of "The List" but we all know for most it doesn't really exist. What list? The free pass list.

Was talking about this with some coworkers the other day and it seems 5 people was the general number of people for the list that seemed reasonable and not getting greedy.

Who would be on your list? (If it really existed)


I was having a hard time trying to come up with 5 people that I would put on my list. I currently see two slam dunks for my list.

1) Milana Vayntrub - The perky AT&T girl. I think she is incredibly hot as an overall package goes. I actually follow her on twitter and have had a couple minor back and forth conversations with her on there (one of those how cool is this moments). I find her not only physically attractive but I think she has a great personality from what I have seen come across through twitter. While she may not be a super model she is what I would call every day hot. The biggest potential negative here would be finding out that she doesn't have as nice of a personality as I think she does. That would be a little bit of a bubble bursting experience.

2) Hannah Davis (think that is her last name) - The DirecTV girl. I am drawn to those commercials like Pavlov's freaking dog. Every time I hear that beach music I stop and turn to the television. I have little idea of her personality so this would be with only one thing in mind.


From here I have trouble picking just who to put on the rest of the list. So for now I guess 3 would be.

3) Sheena Parveen - Weather woman from the Philly NBC station. She has a body that won't quit. She may fall into the same category as Hannah in terms of my attraction towards her.


Unable to pick the final 2 at the moment.

5? Srsly? I woulda figured three was about as far as most people might get before landing on the couch.

Stacy Kiebler, no question she tops the list.

QVC hostest Mary Beth Roe (I argue that she shouldn't even count since she resembles my wife)

I leave my 3rd options & beyond open to be used as needed. I mean, how bad would it suck to use all your free punches only to have an opportunity arise and not have one more bullet available?

*for the purposes of this exercise I have limited myself to people there's only a sub-atomic particle sized chance I'll ever be in the same room with. People with higher degree of proximity, well, discretion IS the better part of valor fellas ... and I strongly recommend you newly marrieds / unmarrieds never forget that reality.

Normally I would be able to come up with the list very easily, but after having an awesome and extremely realistic dream about Kate Upton last night ("realistic" as in "felt real", as opposed to likelihood of happening) that almost sent me to the ER when I tried rolling over this morning, I can't even picture another woman.


/hopes wife isn't reading

Well, nobodies stopping me from bedding anyone, but if I had to make a list.

1. Regina Marlow
2. Debi Diamond
3. Deborah Shelton
4. Christina Aguillera
5. Any woman in a wonder woman costume.

Edit: I forgot about Kate Upton, welp.

No particular order, subject to change daily:

Jessica Alba
Eva Mendes
Araksya Karapetyan
Emily Ratajkowski
Charlize Theron

That's the key quote. I could name five super hot chicks I would want on my list. And then by tomorrow (or by the end of the day today), I'll think of five others who could possibly replace that first five.

1. The girl who was just on my elevator.

Robin Meade
Mika Brzezinski
Jessica Brown (local Fox 19 reporter)

I've had a strange attraction to newswomen since I was young. :eek:

I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of...?

1. ScarJo
2. Christina Hendricks
3. Emily Bett Rickards (I have a huge thing for Arrow's Felicity)
4. Julianne Moore (Have had a crush on her since I was 13, thanks Big Lebowski and Boogie Nights)
5. Helen Mirren. Goddamn. She gets better with age.

Wow, some of you guys watch a lot of TV.

And I think if your list changes every day it doesn't count as The List. The general idea is it has to be people you have such a thing for, that an exception would be made, not just an excuse to bone someone hot.

Pumpy

Put Kate in a Wonder Woman costume and she fits on the list.

Exactly.

Jennifer Anniston.

Rachel Maddow





...is a name that won't appear in this thread.

Marisa Miller
Anna Kendrick
Angie Harmon
Danica McKellar

OK, I'm spending more than 1 minute on this and gonna get it right this time.

1. Kate Upton
2. Christina Hendricks
3. Regina Marlow
4. Dyanna Lauren
5. Lynda Carter

Immediately spring to mind:

Jessica Alba, Eva Mendes, Scarlett Johansson

They would be in my top 5 any time I was asked. Following those 3, it would be a random mix of the hottest women I'd seen lately.

1) Sandra Bullock
2) Eva Green
3) Carla Gugino
4) Tea Leoni
5) Alyssa Milano (crush as long as I can remember)

So, looking at the list. . . I'm old. I have a 50 year old, a 49 year old, 2 women around 43 and the 35 year old is the kid of the bunch.

I didn't even go into it with that idea. I'm just old. Think I'll put on a bathrobe and go scream at the kids on the lawn.

JLH
Elizabeth Berkley
Tiffani Thiessen

I thought I was the only guy with a huge crush on the AT&T girl. I now feel validated as a sexual being.

Cristina Scabbia (lead singer for Lacuna Coil)
Kate Beckinsale
Lucy Pinder
Zuzana Light
Karen Gillan

Brie Larson

Off the top of my head?

Jennifer Love Hewitt
Anne Hathaway
Emma Watson
Jennifer Lawrence
Alyson Hannigan

I put Helen Mirren and Julianne Moore on my list. Mind if I join you in screaming at those kids?

Jennifer Lawrence
Scarlett Johansson
Jennifer Aniston
Tea Leoni
Emma Stone

Dola

I'm amazed to see another fan of Tea Leoni (TroyF). I thought that would just be me at this point given her age. But for me, with her, it's the voice that does it.

The smartest man in the thread!:D

I wonder if anybody has ever actually pulled off a "list conquest". I mean, would it really hold up? Could you just go back to your marriage like nothing happened if you happened to bang Jennifer Lawrence one night?

Just curious, so if anybody here pulls this off, post about it (and not just in the random thoughts thread, start a new one).

Thanks.

Simply sharing the benefit of personal experience.

Nope. I wonder if she vajazzles?

Jennifer Connelly (been on the list for a very long time)
Jennifer Lawrence
Emma Watson
Jessica Biel
Kristen Bell

Nicole Beharie
Eva Mendes
Jessica Alba
Halle Berry
Sydney Leroux

Yes. She does.

Feel better about posting my list after seeing others:

Angie Harmon
Jennifer Lawrence
Valerie Bertinelli
Zhang Ziyi
Amy Adams

Natalie Portman
Kiera Knightley
Natalie Dormer
Karen Gillan
Olga Kurylenko

Portman and Knightley are always on my list. Something about the other 3 just draws me to them.

(Need to make sure I delete this if I become a famous actor....this along with thousands of other posts on this forum...)

Alison Brie
Jessica Alba
Song Ji-hyo
Jenna Coleman
Zhang Ziyi

Bryce Dallas Howard - bloody hell man. the way she looked in Jurassic World....

Amy Adams - Lois Lane, there's just something there that gets your blood boiling

Christina Aguilera - her eyes, holy sheeeit. Just like this chick that I never managed to hook up with in high school....

Christina Hendricks - I would play 60s dress up with her all damn day!

This fifth one is pretty hard.

Tiffani Amber Thiessen - post Saved by the Bell! Yikes!

Knightly was on my list for a long, long time. Then she got ridiculously skinny, and it totally killed it for me.

Sincere apologies to Olivia Wilde for leaving her off my initial list.

ScarJo
Anne Hathaway
Kate Upton

The last is because I want to play with her funbags non stop.

She has a show on the Cooking Channel and yes, still highly bangable.


At a point I would have had Giada on my list but lately she's just more and more annoying when she talks so she got booted.

I would put down people that I would have a shot with, like Mal Malloy or Marley Mason.