Happy Halloween?
 

There's this place down the shore that sells the most awesome slushies. I always get grape, and even though it's purple going in, I'm always crapping green for at least 2 days after I drink one, but I digress.

Fixed that last part for you.

No, sounds like that last part needs still some kind of fixing.

Black food... Cool. Green shits.. Not cool. I guess it is not just squid ink coloring that bun.

I knew that the shat backlash would come into play. Honestly strange colored shits were my first thought about this product

Mine after seeing an ad was trying to figure out what moron came up with the idea.

This was my daughter's reaction:

Yes. We also talked about this as well tonight

At least the multi colored idea is fun. The black thing is just...I don't even know. Like are we supposed to think it's a spooky whopper? And that a spooky whopper is cool? Do you bring home the black whopper to scare your kids/spouse? Boo! It's a black whopper! Maybe if the top bun was black and the bottom bun was orange, and the seeds were applied to make a bat or a ghost or something. This just feels like they're half assing it.

I think black mold when I see it, wouldn't even think about eating it.