Frank D. Fritz
 

Here's spam that I got today. It's good to see one of our own is able to find work at least.

well, do you want larger nuts or not?

what, like almonds?

Peanuts give me heartburn.

Like fucking cantelopes.

Is it an all-natural, herbal supplement?

You do? I prefer women. Well, one woman, anyway.

ever tried a 'lope? No bitching. No punching them in the stomach afterwards to prevent pregnancy.

American 'Lope: Starring Fritz as "The 'Lope Fucker" and Bea Arthur as "Fritz's MILF".

Coming soon to DVD.

Is it that chick Julia from CleBrownsFan's worksite and some cheesy boobie site?

Drats. Busted.

Fritz, our bastard love-child has become a spam artist.

calling someone a bastatd is all good fun until you find out that dad was killed before he could marry the mom.

I wasn't referring to YOU as the bastard love child... I was suggesting that Frank D. Fritz was OUR bastard love child.

Sign me up for the penis enlargement Fritz!!!:D






I mean, ummmmmm, wait...

Some Frank and Beans?

hmm I guess scrotal enlargement would make my penis seem normal sized :D

.....wow...wow...