Your Chance to Flog Britney Spears with a Greased-up Summer Sausage
 

Now how can you turn down the opportunity?


OK, 1...2...3...

Let's hear your best of the inevitable "whacking Britney with your sausage" jokes.

Damn, that's pretty hard. Maybe it should qualify as a sport :)

I whacked her 82 out of 100 times, I play with my sausage too much.

I would like to whack brittney with another sausge.

I got an 84.