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Old 03-28-2006, 09:11 AM   #3667
Cringer
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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Originally Posted by Antmeister71
I would be afraid to hire him because I know it will take him months before he arrived at my house with a custom built lawn mower that would pass for a barely functioning weed whacker.

Then if I went down the list of services that he promised to offer, he would have a completely different interpretation of them. He would show me that the flaws in my lawn are really features that can be molded into the image that I wish it to be.

And with all that, he woud definitely overcharge you when you could get Madden's lawn service to do it at a discount rate.

Thank you. That is everything I could have hoped to post and did not because my imagination is still asleep this morning.
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