Holy fucking fuck! No one posted in this thread all night?! God damn!
Well. I guress I go first. I went to the local bar and beat the local stoner in 301 darts solidily. Next, I needed a partner to play the Indians (real imigrants from Inda) in pool, so I recruited the stoner. The Indians had never played before, so I figured I could beat them in doubles despite the stoners inepititude.
Luckily, for my sake, he somehow made a few crucial shots as I was so fucking drunk I couldn't see stright enough to hit the cue ball. in the end, i lost by one shot. fucking pissed!
Next, I went to the golf bar, as usual, nothing going on there. I somehow managed to beat the record in 2 of 3 basketball games. No idea how that happned, but the people seated near me seemed impressed, especiaallly consiering how I had no balance left during the two games.
Next, I went to the cloesest bar, but, as they have numerous windows, I realized they were to busy to even bother with.
I took a trip I knew was to long to the local park. As drunk as I was, I'm surprised I survived the trip. Me and the ex once watched a meteror shower there. It was raining tonight, and I knew it would be, but I got out of the car in nothing but a tee shirt and stood in the rain for at least 30 minutes. I even laid down on a wet picnic table as the rain came down and my back became soaked. Fucking cold, but I disregarded it. I had wanted to hike in a downpour eariler today, but by the time I got to it had stopped raining.
Lastly, I went home. Realzing that no one else was home I decided to try another drink
And that is where the night currently stands!